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LookieNoNookie -> I just sent a message to my Mom..... (4/5/2013 11:48:49 PM)

(Because Mom's know everything)....

"Mom,

I just went to bed....felt something rather strange...

My little left pinky toe hurts....things ain't right Mom.

I pushed it up, pushed it down....pushed it all around....still hurts....didn't hit it on a gawdamned thing (well, it doesn't really hurt all that bad but.....I DID notice it!!!!).

Yesterday I woke up and had a creak in my back....different than I'd ever had before (previously, other times, I had a creak, I put my hands across my back, snapped it....creak gone)...all day long....last few days....creak....creak when I walked, creak when I turned....creak when I sat.

Creak when I stood up.

Small creak now, it's late...late night creak but, I'm chillin....small creak....still creakin....it's most assuredly a creak.

(A man knows a creak when he feels it).

I'm thinking there's more creaks coming.

Signed.....

A man that had fewer creaks just a few years prior.....

(Getting old is shit)."




Muttling -> RE: I just sent a message to my Mom..... (4/6/2013 1:02:29 AM)

I mean this in a totally respectful and loving way......



You're a STRANGE critter




Level -> RE: I just sent a message to my Mom..... (4/6/2013 8:07:39 AM)

Hate them creaks [:)]




Spiritedsub2 -> RE: I just sent a message to my Mom..... (4/6/2013 8:35:14 AM)

The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
Just sayin'




Hillwilliam -> RE: I just sent a message to my Mom..... (4/6/2013 10:22:24 AM)

Getting old sucks big ones but it beats the fuck out of the alternative.




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