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Hello, future slaves - 4/11/2013 2:43:47 AM   
MsBerlin


Posts: 3
Joined: 4/9/2013
Status: offline 		Hello, I am Mistress Berlin. I am a motherfucking goddess, and I am looking for pathetic, sad men to worship me. I especially love the ones who want to be humiliated. I will control you 24/7 or just over Skype. I don't care. I especially love to laugh at little dicks. So, hello future slaves. I have arrived.

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RE: Hello, future slaves - 4/11/2013 2:47:42 AM   
thezeppo


Posts: 441
Joined: 11/15/2012
Status: offline 		Nice to meet you. I think you would have more luck finding what you seek on the Collarme side of the site than on Collarchat. This side doesn't really have that dynamic. Best of luck to you.

ETA; and welcome to the forums, and please do contribute to the discussions. Lol I do a terrible job of welcoming people sometimes!

< Message edited by thezeppo -- 4/11/2013 2:49:19 AM >

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RE: Hello, future slaves - 4/11/2013 3:33:37 AM   
TieMeInKnottss


Posts: 1944
Joined: 9/6/2012
Status: offline 		Welcome to the forums. There is a wonderful "ask a mistress " area where you can debate whether being polite or not to slaves gets the best results.

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RE: Hello, future slaves - 4/11/2013 3:38:13 AM   
poise


Posts: 9509
Joined: 7/3/2010
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: MsBerlin
I am a motherfucking goddess, and I am looking for pathetic, sad men to worship me.

Well, you certainly don't aim very high, do you? I would think a goddess would be worthy
of a higher quality man to worship her, but I'm just a lowly submissive so I could be wrong.
Good luck being a motherfucking goddess!

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RE: Hello, future slaves - 4/11/2013 4:28:50 AM   
DarkSteven


Posts: 28072
Joined: 5/2/2008
Status: offline 		What happens between you and your mother really doesn't concern me.

There are some folks who get off on hearing a 25 year old woman use nasty language. We ain't them.

Welcome to the colllarme forums. Here, civility is valued.

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The small-breasted ones want larger breasts. The large-breasted ones want smaller ones. The straight-haired ones curl their hair, and the curly-haired ones straighten theirs...

Quit fretting. We men love you."

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RE: Hello, future slaves - 4/11/2013 4:35:45 AM   
Rasciallymisty


Posts: 5749
Joined: 4/16/2012
Status: offline 		Greeting and welcome I think all before me said it well.

I do have a question for you. I wonder why you as a new comer coming in and saying hi to a bunch of strangers, think that you are ... Quote ...a motherfucking goddess...unquote??? Yet the Mistress that have been here awhile, I have never seen refer to themselves that way? I have noticed this about many newcomers and I wonder does it work well for you? Just curious.

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RE: Hello, future slaves - 4/11/2013 5:14:26 AM   
smartsub10


Posts: 865
Joined: 4/23/2010
Status: offline 		Welcome from the Goddess of Mint Chocolate Chip ice cream.

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RE: Hello, future slaves - 4/11/2013 5:22:02 AM   
thishereboi


Posts: 14463
Joined: 6/19/2008
Status: offline 		op...DS is right. We really don't care about your relations with your mother.



quote:

ORIGINAL: smartsub10

Welcome from the Goddess of Mint Chocolate Chip ice cream.


Now this is the kind of Goddess I can get behind.

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RE: Hello, future slaves - 4/11/2013 7:25:37 AM   
OohAahMrs


Posts: 7723
Joined: 7/14/2010
Status: offline 		Welcome msb, I have noticed that anyone who claims to be a goddess, is usually the furthest from that label! More is the pity, that we cannot rely upon such claims.

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You may choc the choc.........Oh forget it......

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RE: Hello, future slaves - 4/11/2013 9:09:45 AM   
BurntKitty


Posts: 3340
Joined: 9/7/2010
From: Here To Eternity.
Status: offline 		Welcome to the discussion side of CM.


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RE: Hello, future slaves - 4/11/2013 12:06:34 PM   
MasterCaneman


Posts: 3842
Joined: 3/21/2013
Status: offline 		Hello and welcome. Yes, I perused your profile. No, not interested in the least. Good luck and all that.

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RE: Hello, future slaves - 4/11/2013 12:10:08 PM   
TNDommeK


Posts: 7153
Joined: 3/13/2010
Status: offline 		Welcome, from the Goddess os duck lips and luxurious mutherfucking hair! (Pardon the nasty lingo)

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Professional con artist, swindler, trixster, extortionist

Our snark-nado needs more cowbell


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RE: Hello, future slaves - 4/11/2013 12:17:58 PM   
ResidentSadist


Posts: 12580
Joined: 2/11/2007
From: a mean old Daddy, but I like you - Joni Mitchell
Status: offline 		Hello Mistress Berlin and welcome to the forums. I am Lord Penisaurus and I am motherfucking god. I seek pathetic female slaves to worship my anaconda. Although we do not have that much in common other than our cliche' attitudes, I look forward to corresponding with you on the forums in the future.

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RE: Hello, future slaves - 4/11/2013 7:17:09 PM   
JeffBC


Posts: 5799
Joined: 2/12/2012
From: Canada
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: TNDommeK
Welcome, from the Goddess os duck lips and luxurious mutherfucking hair! (Pardon the nasty lingo)

Oh man... tough call. So I have to choose whether I want to worship the Goddess of Duck Lips or the Goddess of Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream? Jesus... one is funny and one tasty. How will I decide?


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RE: Hello, future slaves - 4/11/2013 8:32:03 PM   
LanceHughes


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Joined: 2/12/2004
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quote:

ORIGINAL: JeffBC
quote:

ORIGINAL: TNDommeK
Welcome, from the Goddess os duck lips and luxurious mutherfucking hair! (Pardon the nasty lingo)

Oh man... tough call. So I have to choose whether I want to worship the Goddess of Duck Lips or the Goddess of Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream? Jesus... one is funny and one tasty. How will I decide?

Jeff; VERY easy - pick the one that tastes funny.

OP - good luck here on the boards.

ETA: Another one-post-wonder. As in, "Wonder where she went after just one post?"


< Message edited by LanceHughes -- 4/11/2013 8:33:51 PM >

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RE: Hello, future slaves - 4/11/2013 8:40:06 PM   
SeekingTrinity


Posts: 1834
Joined: 5/29/2012
From: The 'burbs of Portland, OR
Status: offline 		~FRing it~

Wow, what did your poor mom ever do to you? Welcome and good motherfucking luck.

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RE: Hello, future slaves - 4/11/2013 8:58:10 PM   
MistressDarkArt


Posts: 5178
Status: offline 		What, no greetings for us D or switchy types? I feel so left out! Oh, I see you are a 'paydom', that could explain why you don't have time for the rest of us.

So welcome to the boards, best wishes to you and good mutherf*ckin' luck with all that, darlin'!

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RE: Hello, future slaves - 4/12/2013 4:53:08 AM   
Rasciallymisty


Posts: 5749
Joined: 4/16/2012
Status: offline 		Maybe she found a pathetic, sad men slave with and open wallet and small dick and she is Skypeing with him and getting her laughs in??????

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RE: Hello, future slaves - 4/12/2013 4:59:16 PM   
peppermint


Posts: 5169
Joined: 10/18/2005
From: Montana
Status: offline 		So sorry.  I'm not a future slave.  However, I'll welcome you here anyway.  Welcome to the forums. 

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Revise that number. Just got 14 new chicks and 5 turkeys.

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RE: Hello, future slaves - 4/13/2013 10:13:13 PM   
QS


Posts: 2
Joined: 8/28/2010
Status: offline 		I can't believe how much you can all continue to get off on raming a rod up someone's ass, and you claim to be so much more refined. Maybe this is why there was no further reply.

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