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Getting started - 4/15/2013 11:25:44 AM   
shapirot


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Status: offline 		I want to find a mistres who will bthe me with her urine. I want to kneel at her feet and beg her to release her fullest most urgently held bladder directly in my face and mouth: that I may savor the taste of her dolden rain, bask in the warmth of her yellow shwers, and become totallt absorbed and immersed in the sensuality of her urine.

But I can't find any willing Mistresses out there willing to accommodate.
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RE: Getting started - 4/15/2013 11:30:19 AM   
Hillwilliam


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Status: offline 		If you want a fetish delivery service, you'll probably have to hire a pro.

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RE: Getting started - 4/15/2013 12:05:19 PM   
MistressDarkArt


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Dominant women do not give a flying fart about 'accommodating you' unless they care about you as a person. To get her to that place, you have to do your part to develop a relationship as you would with a vanilla person. The only shortcut is...$$$. Pay a pro and have done with it. Or rub one out before you post next time.

< Message edited by MistressDarkArt -- 4/15/2013 12:10:08 PM >

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RE: Getting started - 4/15/2013 12:54:21 PM   
Rawni


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Status: offline 		Damn... I just wanted to be loved for my brain... I thought it sexy, but clueless me... it was all in the pee!

I will never get this, then I don't want to. It isn't about you... its about the sexy things you do to me! F that.

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RE: Getting started - 4/15/2013 1:03:15 PM   
SylvereApLeanan


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ORIGINAL: shapirot

Blah blah blah me me blah. Blah blah blah blah me me me.




Booooooriiiiiing. No one gives a flying fig what you want. Guys like you are a less than a dime a dozen. Come back when you're all grown up and can approach women like people instead of your personal kinky vending machines. You're dismissed. Next!

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RE: Getting started - 4/15/2013 1:12:39 PM   
MistressDarkArt


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ORIGINAL: SylvereApLeanan


Booooooriiiiiing. No one gives a flying fig what you want. Guys like you are a less than a dime a dozen. Come back when you're all grown up and can approach women like people instead of your personal kinky vending machines. You're dismissed. Next![/color][/size][/font]


Ummm, Syl, he's 50. I doubt there's hope for that.

I blame porn contamination. Or hell, maybe it's just him.

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RE: Getting started - 4/15/2013 1:36:23 PM   
LadyPact


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Status: offline 		OP, thank you for providing a very graphic demonstration of a one trick pony and an excellent example to show others the worst approach on how to engage with Dominant women.


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RE: Getting started - 4/15/2013 1:58:04 PM   
shebsheb7adretek


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quote:

ORIGINAL: shapirot

I want to find a mistres who will bthe me with her urine. I want to kneel at her feet and beg her to release her fullest most urgently held bladder directly in my face and mouth: that I may savor the taste of her dolden rain, bask in the warmth of her yellow shwers, and become totallt absorbed and immersed in the sensuality of her urine.

But I can't find any willing Mistresses out there willing to accommodate.


i don't have any intentions to be rude but, "dolden rain" ?!?

sorry guys, the thing is, we have that district in the south where people pronounce the "g" as a "d" !
we have that joke about one of them that was asked: are you from that district where people pronounce the "g" as a "d" ?

he replied: well no, i'm from the district alondside it !
LOOOOOOOL

sorry, i just had to share that !

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RE: Getting started - 4/15/2013 2:18:24 PM   
poise


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quote:

ORIGINAL: shapirot
Getting started
I want to find a mistres who will bthe me with her urine. I want to kneel at her feet and beg her to
release her fullest most urgently held bladder directly in my face and mouth: that I may savor the
taste of her dolden rain, bask in the warmth of her yellow shwers, and become totallt absorbed and
immersed in the sensuality of her urine.

But I can't find any willing Mistresses out there willing to accommodate.

Your idea of getting started is having someone pee on your face? No wonder you aren't successful.
As a man of your age, surely you remember the days of courting, where you treated a woman as a
woman first and foremost? Whether you want to be served a nicely prepared meal or a bladder full or urine,
you still have to put effort into getting acquainted with someone. Duh.

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RE: Getting started - 4/15/2013 4:02:20 PM   
SylvereApLeanan


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quote:

ORIGINAL: MistressDarkArt


quote:

ORIGINAL: SylvereApLeanan


Come back when you're all grown up


Ummm, Syl, he's 50. I doubt there's hope for that.



SHHHHHHHHHH!!! Quit ruining my fantasy, dammit!

50 is the new 40, right? So it could still happen.

Wut?




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RE: Getting started - 4/15/2013 5:16:32 PM   
SadisticMs2


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Status: offline 		For some people, it doesn't matter how old they are, they never acquire any kind of grown up common sense, like how to treat another human being.

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RE: Getting started - 4/15/2013 9:16:28 PM   
NiceButMeanGirl


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Status: offline 		WTF shapirot,

We Dommes are not your personal fetish delivery service. If you want us to care what your fetishes are, you need to care about us as people, as women, first. If all you want is a fetish delivery service without caring about the woman as a person, then you need to dig down deep into your wallet and pay a Pro. You don't need to give a rat's ass about her as a person as long as you pay her. Problem solved. Ta da!!

NBMG

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RE: Getting started - 4/15/2013 9:28:30 PM   
Lucylastic


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Status: offline 		So, having done you the honour of bathing you in her pee,what are you gonna do together for the other 23 hours and 58 or 59 minutes of the day.
How freaking tiresome to be so one dimensional..

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RE: Getting started - 4/15/2013 9:28:36 PM   
RumpusParable


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From: NYC now!
Status: offline 		Very seriously, OP, read what has been said and take it in.

Anytime you deal with another person you have to offer something in exchange. That something may be completely and totally intangible, but it has to be something.

So what are you offering? You want to engage in a fetish. Okay, that's a type of interest. How would you normally go about finding a female to share an activity with you?

Take sailing. Would you go sailing with just anyone who asked you to? Male, female, intersex, transgender, gay, straight, bi, fat, thin, ugly, sexy, annoying, funny, mean spirited, kind, whatever?

Or do you only want to go sailing with someone you actually get something from? Say... someone you find fun or sexy or has a body shape you like or is the sex/gender(s) you like? Or maybe you're good with sailing with people who will pay you to take them sailing now and then?

Look at that from the other direction. The one of this female you seek to have do these things with you.

It's fine to have a fantasy and want someone to share it with... but if you walk up to people without showing any interest in what they want, what you can do for them, how you might be appealing to them, then you're not going to get anywhere.

The way you presented all that in your original post is Very Off-Putting to many of us out here. I engage in urine play, I do like it... but with an opening like that my legs clamped shut.

Re-think how you approach this subject and females in your search of a partner for it.

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RE: Getting started - 4/15/2013 11:29:54 PM   
seekingreality


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quote:

ORIGINAL: shapirot

I want to find a mistres who will bthe me with her urine. I want to kneel at her feet and beg her to release her fullest most urgently held bladder directly in my face and mouth: that I may savor the taste of her dolden rain, bask in the warmth of her yellow shwers, and become totallt absorbed and immersed in the sensuality of her urine.

But I can't find any willing Mistresses out there willing to accommodate.



Dude, don't lead with your fetishes. No domme is going to care about your fetishes until they care about you. While you kinks are the world to you, to everyone else - including a mistress -- they are a yawnfest. Be a real person, not a cartoon

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