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shapirot -> Cannot hook up. (4/16/2013 4:22:51 PM)
frustrated...can't hook up. I just want a play partner...someone to pee on me every now and then, Very depressing.

LadyPact -> RE: Cannot hook up. (4/16/2013 4:38:20 PM)
Several of us told you what the problem was right here. http://www.collarchat.com/m_4425255/tm.htm

HisPet21 -> RE: Cannot hook up. (4/16/2013 4:44:38 PM)
Finding a woman who wants a casual play partner exclusive to water sports is going to be insanely hard. Seriously, if you want someone to be your fetish delivery service, you are going to have to pay for that privilege and find a pro domme willing to accommodate you.

Rawni -> RE: Cannot hook up. (4/16/2013 4:47:24 PM)
Hummm... the lack of a hook up is depressing. This would indicate that there is at least an emotional element to the physical desire to hook up or the hook up not happening. So, in all, if you want to hook up so that you aren't depressed and you can 'get physical', you might try an emotional element to bring it all about. Your seeking the hook up, 'lets get physical' isn't working. Women on either side of the kneel can see a man that shows little integrity in respecting a woman and you might concentrate on the fact that few like a man that just wants to get physical when he show so little respect for them and himself. It ain't rocket science bud.

Rasciallymisty -> RE: Cannot hook up. (4/16/2013 4:47:26 PM)
Seems that you are using the forums as a place to PISS and moan. Maybe you should re visit your other tread that LP has posted for you and take a look at all the good advice you where given.

OsideGirl -> RE: Cannot hook up. (4/16/2013 4:48:17 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: HisPet21 Finding a woman who wants a casual play partner exclusive to water sports is going to be insanely hard. Seriously, if you want someone to be your fetish delivery service, you are going to have to pay for that privilege and find a pro domme willing to accommodate you. A lot of pros won't do it either for liability reasons.

TieMeInKnottss -> RE: Cannot hook up. (4/16/2013 5:21:14 PM)
Dude...you are over 50...even in the vanilla world finding someone to just "hook up" with would not be easy. I was going to suggest finding a fetish group & thought "hey...maybe he lives in the middle of the Bible Belt"...but you live FORTY MILES (1 HOUR)from New York City....The Every Kink Known to Mankind Capital of the free world. Heck...on Fetlife they HAVE GROUPS & EVENTS in NYC for nothing OTHER than women to pee on men!!! You have got to do some work here. Even young horny men looking to hook up with WALK OUTSIDE their homes to find a receptive woman!!!

SeekingTrinity -> RE: Cannot hook up. (4/16/2013 5:35:00 PM)
~FRing it~ OP...cut out the middle man and just pee on yourself. Problem solved. You're welcome

DarkSteven -> RE: Cannot hook up. (4/16/2013 5:52:01 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: shapirot frustrated...can't hook up. I just want a play partner...someone to pee on me every now and then, Very depressing. And what do you offer her in return?

stef -> RE: Cannot hook up. (4/16/2013 6:11:19 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: shapirot frustrated...can't hook up. I just want a play partner...someone to pee on me every now and then, Very depressing. You're being this guy. Don't be him.

poise -> RE: Cannot hook up. (4/16/2013 6:19:14 PM)
I don't mean this as an insult to you, shapirot, but by doing a quick google search, I have learned this is a feeling you are familiar with, and highly suggest you seek medical attention. It was just under a year ago that you were "codependently married, with bipolar disorder and sex addictions (fetishes and Bdsm) causing you such EXTREME conflicts that you though you would have a stroke. You were in such despair that you "felt like you were dying a slow miserable frustrated death", and this was a month after getting out of the hospital. Seriously, urine is not going to save you. Please seek professional help.

SylvereApLeanan -> RE: Cannot hook up. (4/16/2013 6:19:15 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: shapirot frustrated...can't hook up. I just want a play partner...someone to pee on me every now and then, Very depressing. Awww...poor white, cisgender, suburban, middle class, man. It must suck to have your sense of entitlement frustrated by women. Your poor fee-fees. Whine harder.

littlewonder -> RE: Cannot hook up. (4/16/2013 6:37:07 PM)
This is an easy fix. Go to the closest nightclub at 2am closing time. Wait outside and the drunken women will come in droves and you will have your pick of the litter. Believe me, there will be no shortage of getting what you want.

LafayetteLady -> RE: Cannot hook up. (4/16/2013 7:07:54 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: stef quote: ORIGINAL: shapirot frustrated...can't hook up. I just want a play partner...someone to pee on me every now and then, Very depressing. You're being this guy. Don't be him. That was hysterical! "A baby pool and a llama or a big rubber ball and a bucket of eels..." Too, too funny.

LookieNoNookie -> RE: Cannot hook up. (4/16/2013 7:13:36 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: shapirot frustrated...can't hook up. I just want a play partner...someone to pee on me every now and then, Very depressing. Shap....cash is the hot knife through butter that can solve all your woes.

lizi -> RE: Cannot hook up. (4/16/2013 7:22:02 PM)
The women of this site do not owe you sexual fulfillment. If you can't figure out how to get someone interested enough to pee on you, then I guess you're doomed to a pee-less life. It's up to you, people don't just hand you things, get on the ball and figure out how to attract a partner or be alone forever.

SeverinVim -> RE: Cannot hook up. (4/16/2013 7:42:22 PM)
Pretty sure the original post was tongue-in-cheek, but really this isn't the place to make friends or to find "play partners." This is the place where people go to pass judgment on "freaks" while asserting their everlasting "normalcy" in the process. "I'm a real lifestyler." "No, I'm a real lifestyler!" The rules of engagement on here are such that if people don't have to get along, they won't.

NiceButMeanGirl -> RE: Cannot hook up. (4/16/2013 7:50:51 PM)
Shapirot, I see no reason to explain it all again, so here's a copy n paste of my answer on your other thread: quote: ORIGINAL: NiceButMeanGirl WTF shapirot, We Dommes are not your personal fetish delivery service. If you want us to care what your fetishes are, you need to care about us as people, as women, first. If all you want is a fetish delivery service without caring about the woman as a person, then you need to dig down deep into your wallet and pay a Pro. You don't need to give a rat's ass about her as a person as long as you pay her. Problem solved. Ta da!! NBMG

SeekingTrinity -> RE: Cannot hook up. (4/16/2013 7:51:58 PM)
Oh noes! Sounds like someone got all butt hurt because the great BDSM classification system went down in flames like the Hindenberg perhaps? Do you flounce? Please, oh please say you do! As far as the whole passing judgment comment...pot, meet kettle. Read the thread you started. Sounds like you judged more than Judy Scheindlin. Just sayin'

NiceButMeanGirl -> RE: Cannot hook up. (4/16/2013 7:52:43 PM)
Oops. I double posted. heehee

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