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Level -> Killer Beaver Shot (4/17/2013 4:33:12 AM)

http://petapixel.com/2013/04/12/man-attacked-and-killed-by-the-beaver-he-was-trying-to-photograph/




punisher440 -> RE: Killer Beaver Shot (4/17/2013 5:03:00 AM)

[Playing into the obvious here] Did you mean this type beaver....

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punisher440 -> RE: Killer Beaver Shot (4/17/2013 5:04:00 AM)

or maybe this type....[8D]

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Level -> RE: Killer Beaver Shot (4/17/2013 6:16:31 AM)

My preference is the first, but... [:D]




poise -> RE: Killer Beaver Shot (4/17/2013 6:23:16 AM)

I'd be angry too if a man was chasing my beaver around with a camera!
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Duskypearls -> RE: Killer Beaver Shot (4/17/2013 6:25:52 AM)

Them suckers can move a lot quicker than most realize.




theshytype -> RE: Killer Beaver Shot (4/17/2013 6:42:35 AM)

So not what I was expecting.
Good thing I don't plan on going beaver hunting any time soon.




MalcolmNathaniel -> RE: Killer Beaver Shot (4/17/2013 11:15:50 AM)

Wild animals are dangerous.

This PSA comes to you from Captain Obvious.




SeekingTrinity -> RE: Killer Beaver Shot (4/17/2013 11:28:14 AM)

~FRing it~

When Mr. Beaver says no papparazzi, he means NO FUCKING PAPPARAZZI!!




Duskypearls -> RE: Killer Beaver Shot (4/17/2013 1:15:10 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: SeekingTrinity

~FRing it~

When Mr. Beaver says no papparazzi, he means NO FUCKING PAPPARAZZI!!


Seriously! Maybe this beaver is first cousin to Honey Badger...he means business!




HisPet21 -> RE: Killer Beaver Shot (4/17/2013 1:18:50 PM)

I don't understand why you would get so close to a wild beaver.

They cut down trees with their freaking teeth.

What's not be be afraid of?




Duskypearls -> RE: Killer Beaver Shot (4/17/2013 2:19:48 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: HisPet21

I don't understand why you would get so close to a wild beaver.

They cut down trees with their freaking teeth.

What's not be be afraid of?


You'll get no argument from me. It always astounds me when humans thoughtlessly, selfishly impose themselves upon the personal space of any critter. They are also usually the fools who end up complaining about how they were attacked by said critter. No respect. And they wonder why critters all over the world are seemingly senselessly attacking humans? There's only so much stress critters can take before they blow.




FrostedFlake -> RE: Killer Beaver Shot (4/17/2013 3:41:38 PM)

Just classic.

Animals are dangerous. It's not like Mother Nature sells margarine on TV. It's a dog chase cat World out there.

Be careful !!

Joe and the Deer




PeonForHer -> RE: Killer Beaver Shot (4/17/2013 4:00:56 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: HisPet21

I don't understand why you would get so close to a wild beaver.

They cut down trees with their freaking teeth.

What's not be be afraid of?



Indeed.

About the same size as a badger, I think. I came across one of those late at night, once - and it wasn't remotely bothered by me. In fact, it started to come towards me. Then I thought a) of its teeth and b) the height of its head in relation to a precious portion of my personage. I said, 'All right, mate, have your worms, rodents or whatever else it is you want to eat here' - and beat a retreat.




PeonForHer -> RE: Killer Beaver Shot (4/17/2013 4:03:47 PM)

quote:

[Playing into the obvious here] Did you mean this type beaver....


Thanks for that, Punisher. I do like to see an oily bird. Yes indeedy!




Toysinbabeland -> RE: Killer Beaver Shot (4/17/2013 4:05:08 PM)

I would like to speak on behalf of all the obedient and well behaved beavers....



edited for typo




JstAnotherSub -> RE: Killer Beaver Shot (4/17/2013 4:07:18 PM)

Gawd I was laughing so hard til I got to the end.

Now I am torn between sorrow and hilarity.

Life is one fucking decision after the other dammit.




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