LookieNoNookie
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...today I came home, turned my head as I set my keys in their normal spot on my left and there were some tinges that I'd never felt previously.
Two of them felt unusually painful...not horrifyingly so but, enough such that I was able to say to myself (Self, I said) "hey...this fucking hurt".
After I got through this ordeal I sat down (as I would not have done 20 years ago) and said "well....THAT was fucked up".
And so, now, here I am, suddenly in my declining hours...(it could actually be mere moments)....and I'm thinking to myself ("self" I said)...."well, things are looking somewhat rather different for you now, aren't they Lookie?"
Of course, as a man I responded "fuck you...you latent pacifier of imprudent thoughts...I will live forever you fucking bastard!!!!"
Naturally, I reflected on the years of psychiatric care I'd received and realized I was actually talking to myself....and then I said...."bud...how the hell are you going to pull out of this funk when the only two people talking to you....are me????"
That's when I knew...I needed help.
I'm now taking donations.
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I'm fairly certain I've crossed the Rubicon.... - 
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