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greekknight007 -> florida master seeks slave (4/21/2013 7:21:51 AM)
In florida. I am currently looking for a slave if u r still available and r interested respond back i have a full home and work. If you are not 24 /7 I will consider loner And part time or trainee slave/sub...

greekknight007 -> RE: florida master seeks slave (4/21/2013 7:23:18 AM)
. I am currently looking for a slave if u r still available and r interested respond back i have a full home and work. If you are not 24 /7 I will consider loner And part time or trainee slave/sub...

Rasciallymisty -> RE: florida master seeks slave (4/21/2013 7:41:00 AM)
[sm=lame.gif] Ummmmmmm no matter how many times you post this same ad you are not gonna find a slave on this side. I am sure the mods will help you along here shortly.

DarkSteven -> RE: florida master seeks slave (4/21/2013 7:48:49 AM)
Fella, slapping a Master label on your forehead, writing a terse profile that says you had a "loaner slave" for a year, and then a brief "come be my slave" advert here, won't get you much. You live in Florida. Go to local groups and meet people. Welcome to collarme.

LadyPact -> RE: florida master seeks slave (4/21/2013 8:07:12 AM)
When you do get yourself a slave, OP, is a part of their training going to be that rules and authority don't matter in the same fashion as your post here?

ResidentSadist -> RE: florida master seeks slave (4/21/2013 8:55:26 AM)
So on 4/19/2013 you had your first experience with BDSM. Now on 4/21/2013 you are "master jake". Congrats jake, I am glad you liked having sex with some other person's "whore". Perhaps you can share with us how that was a BDSM experience for you and how fucking another man's property now makes you a Master? Also, you said something about "part timer" until you could get "a permit" for a 24/7 slave. Could you please tell me where you get those permits from? My slave doesn't have a permit and she is 24/7.

TieMeInKnottss -> RE: florida master seeks slave (4/21/2013 9:32:00 AM)
...before I joined CM I thought people like this only existed on Judge Judy... First, if your slave was a "loner"...then she did not like being around people..understandable if you are all that is that is available (heard the statement.."not if we were the only 2 people left on the face of the earth"...probably explains why she told you she was a loner). When you go to the county to apply for your slave "permit" be sure to take a toothbrush and change of clothes. They might just immediately commit you for a psyche eval.

lizi -> RE: florida master seeks slave (4/21/2013 9:54:45 AM)
Hey there Jake (sorry, I can't call you Master Jake, it's just too ridiculous), how about taking an English course instead of looking for a slave right now? You can't even make yourself understood. When you said you were looking for a loner slave, I figured you wanted someone who liked their quiet time. Sheesh. How will anyone become interested in you if you can't communicate with them? I could be wrong, but I can't imagine anyone reading your profile and being interested in someone that appears to be that uneducated. You honestly don't know what you're doing, no shame in that, but you seem to think that slaves are solely categorized by their full-time/part-time/loaner status. Please educate yourself more in what BDSM is, and how to make it a fulfilling part of your life - and do that before taking on a partner so you don't hurt anyone. That's what Masters do. Getting your rocks off BDSM style with a slave for the day seems to have rocked your world, find out some more about it so you can take care of any future partners safely.

lizi -> RE: florida master seeks slave (4/21/2013 9:59:43 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist So on 4/19/2013 you had your first experience with BDSM. Now on 4/21/2013 you are "master jake". Congrats jake, I am glad you liked having sex with some other person's "whore". Perhaps you can share with us how that was a BDSM experience for you and how fucking another man's property now makes you a Master? Also, you said something about "part timer" until you could get "a permit" for a 24/7 slave. Could you please tell me where you get those permits from? My slave doesn't have a permit and she is 24/7. I could certainly be wrong, but I think he meant 'permanent', not 'permit', as in he'd take a part-time slave, but his goal is to have a permanent slave. Just one of many interpretive moments that happened in reading the mass of alphabet vomit that constitutes his profile.

DarkSteven -> RE: florida master seeks slave (4/21/2013 10:14:50 AM)
I agree. Based on his username, I assume Greek is his first language. I always try to give nonnative speakers some slack. That said, there's more amiss here than poor English.

NiceButMeanGirl -> RE: florida master seeks slave (4/21/2013 10:44:12 AM)
1. OP, your personal ad belongs HERE and NOT on the discussion boards. 2. Now are you going to expect your slave to be better at following rules than you are at following the discussion board rules?? And if you can't control your own behavior, why do you expect to control hers?? 3. You had your first BDSM experience two days ago with a loaner slave from someone else. There is NO NO NO way you are a "Master" already. Two days ago you knew less than nothing about BDSM/kink. Again, there is NO NO NO way you can be a "Master." quote: ORIGINAL: DarkSteven a terse profile that says you had a "loaner slave" for a year I've read and re-read his profile and all I can get out of it is he had an experience two days ago. His profile was even written only three months ago. NBMG

MasterCaneman -> RE: florida master seeks slave (4/21/2013 12:11:52 PM)
I love these threads. Love 'em even more when the OP gets bent and starts flaming back. There should be a disclaimer on the gateway page that says "No Quarter Given" [:D]

ResidentSadist -> RE: florida master seeks slave (4/21/2013 12:15:57 PM)
You have crushed my dreams of owning a slave with papers . . . damn you, but I think you're right! "alphabet vomit" LMAO quote: ORIGINAL: lizi quote: ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist So on 4/19/2013 you had your first experience with BDSM. Now on 4/21/2013 you are "master jake". Congrats jake, I am glad you liked having sex with some other person's "whore". Perhaps you can share with us how that was a BDSM experience for you and how fucking another man's property now makes you a Master? Also, you said something about "part timer" until you could get "a permit" for a 24/7 slave. Could you please tell me where you get those permits from? My slave doesn't have a permit and she is 24/7. I could certainly be wrong, but I think he meant 'permanent', not 'permit', as in he'd take a part-time slave, but his goal is to have a permanent slave. Just one of many interpretive moments that happened in reading the mass of alphabet vomit that constitutes his profile.

NotBragging -> RE: florida master seeks slave (4/21/2013 1:54:22 PM)
...you mean one doesn't need a permit?....oh boy, I better put a 'stop payment' on that check then... I wanted to get a 24/7 slave permit but I figured, because I sleep eight hours a day, I'd send off for the 16/7 slave permit instead...oh well, live and learn...=) I do have two blank loaner slave permits for fifty dollars each is anyone is interested...<chuckles>

VideoAdminChi -> RE: florida master seeks slave (4/21/2013 5:50:40 PM)
FR, This thread is now in Introductions. Welcome OP!

OohAahMrs -> RE: florida master seeks slave (4/22/2013 6:16:41 AM)
Hey, those slaves, i just gotta get em to the greek.

MarineKitten -> RE: florida master seeks slave (4/23/2013 7:22:23 AM)
Really, you have no idea what you are doing. Do yourself a favor and research what you're getting yourself into. BDSM is not all about sex, and for some isn't about sex at all. Learn and experience things before you slap a label on yourself.

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