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New Internet Acronyms - 4/22/2013 11:37:32 PM   
Determinist


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Status: offline 		BTW, BRB, LMAO, and of course the classic LOL, among so many others. I think it was Tim Minchin that suggested most people should probably use MAS instead of LOL - "mildly amused smirk" - since most people don't actually laugh out loud. I think we could also use an intermediate 'BAC', or 'barely audible chuckle'.

What acronym would you like to add to the list?
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RE: New Internet Acronyms - 4/23/2013 12:10:39 AM   
DaddySatyr


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Status: offline 		I could not agree more with the "LOL" thing. Gawd! That drives me nuts; especially when people use it, all the time LOL

Anyway, I don't know if I have any truly useful suggestions but, there's a few I'd like to see some more of:

(D)o (I) (L)ook (L)ike (I) (G)ive (A) (F)uck? (DILLIGAF)

(A)re (Y)ou (S)moking (C)rack? (AYSC)

(I)'m (S)orry (B)ut (I)'m (N)ot (I)nterested (ISBINI) [That looks a little bit like the ISBN number on books. Doesn't it?]

(D)ie (I)n (A) (F)ire

That's all for me.



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RE: New Internet Acronyms - 4/23/2013 4:47:47 AM   
LafayetteLady


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Status: offline 		I only use the laughter ones. I can honestly say though, that there have been things that I have literally laughed out loud about. Such as this:






Attachment (1)

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RE: New Internet Acronyms - 4/23/2013 5:47:06 AM   
theshytype


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Status: offline 		LafayetteLady, I LOVE that picture. That and one about seeing noises after drinking coffee mixed with red bull.
Michael, I love your suggestions. I could really use some of those at times.
I usually use FYI, but is more of an inside joke since, to me, it stands for Fuck You Idiot.

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RE: New Internet Acronyms - 4/23/2013 7:01:34 AM   
LafayetteLady


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Status: offline 		Thanks. I've been waiting for a reason to post that one! I haven't seen the other (hint, hint).

FYI has been around long before the internet, though, so I don't qualify that as text speak. But I do like your definition.

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RE: New Internet Acronyms - 4/23/2013 9:13:35 AM   
MasterCaneman


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Status: offline 		PDTBS= Put Down The Bath Salts; when someone makes an obviously insane comment or position on a subject.

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RE: New Internet Acronyms - 4/23/2013 9:28:21 AM   
Hillwilliam


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Status: offline 		When someone asks for computer help but the problem is their own incompetence, I say
PICNIC Problem In Chair Not In Computer.

As I'm Southern, I have the privilege to say "Bless your heart" to people at times.
What that really means is "My God you're stupid"

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RE: New Internet Acronyms - 4/23/2013 10:34:01 AM   
LadyPact


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ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam

When someone asks for computer help but the problem is their own incompetence, I say
PICNIC Problem In Chair Not In Computer.

As I'm Southern, I have the privilege to say "Bless your heart" to people at times.
What that really means is "My God you're stupid"

Thank you! I was trying to remember that one last night when I was righting a reply about being rude to technical staff, which I would never do because that acronym would fit Me sooooooo well. (Self identified computer twit here.) I skipped that portion of the answer because I couldn't remember it.


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RE: New Internet Acronyms - 4/23/2013 10:43:40 AM   
sexyred1


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Status: offline 		The one I actually hate now is TTYL.

My ex used it to end conversations that he did not wish to finish.

Now if anyone uses it with me, I freak out!

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RE: New Internet Acronyms - 4/23/2013 11:58:32 AM   
MasterCaneman


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ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam

When someone asks for computer help but the problem is their own incompetence, I say
PICNIC Problem In Chair Not In Computer.

As I'm Southern, I have the privilege to say "Bless your heart" to people at times.
What that really means is "My God you're stupid"


Gah! I forgot about that one. We've used PITA (Pain In The Ass) to describe the customers who constantly call us with nonexistent/unsolvable problems with their cars or financing. Granted, I've used that one for years as a catch-all for the problem children I've encountered in my life.

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RE: New Internet Acronyms - 4/23/2013 12:00:38 PM   
DomKen


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ORIGINAL: DaddySatyr

(D)ie (I)n (A) (F)ire

This one you will see.

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RE: New Internet Acronyms - 4/23/2013 12:03:13 PM   
DomKen


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ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam

As I'm Southern, I have the privilege to say "Bless your heart" to people at times.
What that really means is "My God you're stupid"

Don't you need to be a "southern lady" to say "bless your heart" correctly?

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RE: New Internet Acronyms - 4/23/2013 12:18:00 PM   
Hillwilliam


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ORIGINAL: DomKen

quote:

ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam

As I'm Southern, I have the privilege to say "Bless your heart" to people at times.
What that really means is "My God you're stupid"

Don't you need to be a "southern lady" to say "bless your heart" correctly?

Bless yoah hahht suh

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RE: New Internet Acronyms - 4/23/2013 12:52:42 PM   
theshytype


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RE: New Internet Acronyms - 4/23/2013 6:34:32 PM   
MasterG2kTR


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Status: offline 		I just gonna put this one in here and see if any of you can figure it out before I tell you what it means....

SFB

I'll post the answer tomorrow

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RE: New Internet Acronyms - 4/24/2013 6:12:08 AM   
Duskypearls


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ORIGINAL: MasterG2kTR

I just gonna put this one in here and see if any of you can figure it out before I tell you what it means....

SFB

I'll post the answer tomorrow



Where I come from, it's shit for brains.

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RE: New Internet Acronyms - 4/24/2013 6:20:44 AM   
theshytype


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I was thinking Stupid Fucking Bitch.

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RE: New Internet Acronyms - 4/24/2013 6:22:46 AM   
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RE: New Internet Acronyms - 4/24/2013 6:58:09 AM   
MasterCaneman


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Status: offline 		EsAD = Eat Shit And Die

ESADMF= Eat Shit And Die Mother Fucker

Easy.

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RE: New Internet Acronyms - 4/24/2013 7:01:36 AM   
DaddySatyr


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ORIGINAL: MasterCaneman

EsAD = Eat Shit And Die

ESADMF= Eat Shit And Die Mother Fucker

Easy.


I've always thought that ESAL (E)at (S)hit (A)nd (L)ive was a much meaner thought.

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