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A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary on the beach in Montego Bay Jamaica, Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. "what a peaceful and loving couple" all would say.
The local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage.
"Well. it dates back to our honeymoon in America," explained the man.
"We visited the Grand Canyon in Arizona and took a trip down to the bottom of the canyon by horse. We hadn't gone too far when my wifes horse stumbled and she almost fell off. My wife looked down at the horse and quietly said,"thats once" "
"We proceeded a little further and the horse stumbled again, this time causing her to drop her water. Once more my wife quietly said to the horse, "Thats twice" "
"We hadn't gone but a half mile further when the horse stumbled yet again for a third time. My wife quietly removed a revolver from deep within her purse and shot the horse dead."
"I shouted at her, "What is wrong with you, woman!, why did you shoot the poor animal like that? Are you crazy?" "
"She looked at me, and quietly said "Thats once." "
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< Message edited by mtumwawaBwana -- 6/24/2006 4:07:04 AM >
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