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LookieNoNookie -> FUUUUUCK!!!!!!! (4/27/2013 2:36:23 PM)

I just kissed my hunter cat on the nose (because she was begging for attention...yeah....I fell for it)....and then I realized....she chews up giant fucking rats and shit with that mouth!!!




deliriuminabox -> RE: FUUUUUCK!!!!!!! (4/27/2013 2:38:58 PM)

She also licks her own butthole ... Just sayin.




angelikaJ -> RE: FUUUUUCK!!!!!!! (4/27/2013 2:40:29 PM)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pq9hBEvFNlM




LookieNoNookie -> RE: FUUUUUCK!!!!!!! (4/27/2013 2:43:35 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: deliriuminabox

She also licks her own butthole ... Just sayin.


Thank god for the curative powers of Crown Royal!




DaddySatyr -> RE: FUUUUUCK!!!!!!! (4/27/2013 2:45:48 PM)

Is it usually like this?

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FrostedFlake -> RE: FUUUUUCK!!!!!!! (4/27/2013 10:46:16 PM)

It's even worse.


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myotherself -> RE: FUUUUUCK!!!!!!! (4/27/2013 11:41:35 PM)

And then there's the things that come out of the mouth...



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Lucifyre -> RE: FUUUUUCK!!!!!!! (4/28/2013 5:06:18 AM)

Soft fuzzy furbabies that we love so dearly...


little motherfuckers make us crazy eh?

puking up the hairballs, meowing incessantly like a siren you can't turn off, missing the litter box, flinging litter as far out of the box as possible (it's a game to them I swear) claw sharpening, bringing us "presents", playing the game "what the FUCK is that smell!" batting shit under the refridgerator and couch, usually bio degradable shit that's one of the pieces to the above mentioned game, only chasing the critters they want to, not the big fucking spider crawling across the floor as you're screaming "GET THE BUG YOU USELESS BALL OF FUR", playing blanket mouse at 3 in the morning when yoou have to be up by 7 to get to work...


BUT...
The warm ball of purring fur sleeping on your chest on chilly nights makes it all worth it...even when they DO bite your nose :)




DomMeinCT -> RE: FUUUUUCK!!!!!!! (4/28/2013 6:55:39 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie

I just kissed my hunter cat on the nose (because she was begging for attention...yeah....I fell for it)....and then I realized....she chews up giant fucking rats and shit with that mouth!!!


Oh yeah? And what has your mouth been on?




LafayetteLady -> RE: FUUUUUCK!!!!!!! (4/28/2013 7:16:55 AM)

sssshhhh!!!! You don't want the cat to hear about that, do you?




erieangel -> RE: FUUUUUCK!!!!!!! (4/28/2013 11:15:13 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: myotherself

And then there's the things that come out of the mouth...



[image]local://upfiles/248368/9B99D674A8F94A18B75EA3119A4ADAD5.jpg[/image]



Yeah. I usually step in it. Yuck.




WantsOfTheFlesh -> RE: FUUUUUCK!!!!!!! (4/28/2013 5:59:53 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie
I just kissed my hunter cat on the nose (because she was begging for attention...yeah....I fell for it)....and then I realized....she chews up giant fucking rats and shit with that mouth!!!

the feeling could be mutual... ya never know.

[image]http://www.spatch.net/cattown/cat-businessman.jpg[/image]




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