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new birds and bees... < cute> - 6/24/2006 8:07:43 AM

maybemaybenot

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A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?" The father answers: "Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!

Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.

We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:
You've got Male! \ mbmbn

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RE: new birds and bees... < cute> - 6/24/2006 8:12:22 AM

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I wonder if he warned his son about the dangers of not using a firewall....lol

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RE: new birds and bees... < cute> - 6/24/2006 8:56:15 AM

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LOL that is both very funny and so very sad

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RE: new birds and bees... < cute> - 6/24/2006 12:02:15 PM

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That was too cute!!

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RE: new birds and bees... < cute> - 6/24/2006 3:02:09 PM

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Awwwwwwww, now isn't that cute

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RE: new birds and bees... < cute> - 6/24/2006 3:19:11 PM

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dear maybe
in re gards to your punch-line ;it ,SO does'nt sound like there's any necessary female part possible,MR. NOT....

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