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How do You make - 4/28/2013 4:07:50 PM   
lovestoserve


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Status: offline 		Hello, i am serving a Dominant Female how wishes to make pussy lips on my asshole. May i ask how this is done? I am thinking that there must be some kind of guide for making turning a male slaves asshole in to a nice be set of pussy lips.

Thanks
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RE: How do You make - 4/28/2013 4:13:03 PM   
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RE: How do You make - 4/28/2013 4:13:58 PM   
Rawni


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Be a pussy and you know where to place your lips? What the hell am I missing here? Do I want to know?

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RE: How do You make - 4/28/2013 4:49:37 PM   
MistressDarkArt


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Status: offline 		SHE's the dominant. Why don't you ask her how she would like it done?

Have you met this person in real life or is this an online thing? I could be off the mark here, but I doubt your "dominant female" is actually female. We generally wouldn't bother with something so ridiculous.

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RE: How do You make - 4/28/2013 4:52:46 PM   
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ORIGINAL: lovestoserve

Hello, i am serving a Dominant Female how wishes to make pussy lips on my asshole.

First, grab a sharpie. Then pay close attention to the instructions in this video.

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RE: How do You make - 4/28/2013 4:54:20 PM   
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Status: offline 		The only thing I can think she might be talking about is causing a rectal prolapse.

OP,
I really don't recommend that unless you want to wear adult diapers.


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RE: How do You make - 4/28/2013 4:57:20 PM   
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RE: How do You make - 4/28/2013 4:59:43 PM   
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ORIGINAL: lovestoserve

Hello, i am serving a Dominant Female how wishes to make pussy lips on my asshole. May i ask how this is done? I am thinking that there must be some kind of guide for making turning a male slaves asshole in to a nice be set of pussy lips.


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RE: How do You make - 4/28/2013 5:38:32 PM   
LadyPact


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Status: offline 		I know some folks use the term "man pussy" when talking about a man's asshole in certain sexual contexts, but I don't care for the phrase much. I'm all for YKINMK but I don't think I'd want to observe this one.


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RE: How do You make - 4/28/2013 7:55:13 PM   
DarkSteven


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RE: How do You make - 4/28/2013 8:02:04 PM   
MasterCaneman


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Status: offline 		Just when I thought I've seen it all...

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RE: How do You make - 4/28/2013 8:09:58 PM   
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RE: How do You make - 4/28/2013 8:21:08 PM   
lovestoserve


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Status: offline 		Yeah, thanks alot, thats why i hate this website. Alot of fakes and scammers. i have had it with this site too. i always read about all of the Dominants who can't find the one sub. i have found a Dominant and will protect Her. She did not know either.

Out of here,

Sincerely

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RE: How do You make - 4/28/2013 8:30:41 PM   
Rawni


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Status: offline 		ROFLMAO!

You hate the site and prove all the wrongs after a question like that? Dude... you and your protected dominant can google that question. Clearly, we have never heard of anything quite as... um... forward thinking as pussy lips around an ass hole. You could come teach us something ya know. Really, add to the flavor of this place.. make it better.. just like you are going to make that ass hole better... you could do so much for the place.

I did appreciate the laugh. Come on now... don't go away bent. Help us.

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RE: How do You make - 4/28/2013 8:45:24 PM   
SeekingTrinity


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Man, that is one plastic surgery consultation I'd want to be a fly on the wall to listen to! I imagine those doctors probably hear it all, but I wonder if a surgeon could keep a straight face after hearing "hey doc, can you give me a set of pussy lips around my asshole?"

Might I suggest Play Doh? You can color coordinate your faux pussy ass lips to match your outfit. Très chic!


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RE: How do You make - 4/28/2013 10:08:06 PM   
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ORIGINAL: lovestoserve

Hello, i am serving a Dominant Female how wishes to make pussy lips on my asshole. May i ask how this is done?

Pulling your head out would be a good first step.

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RE: How do You make - 4/28/2013 10:32:12 PM   
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ORIGINAL: lovestoserve

Hello, i am serving a Dominant Female how wishes to make pussy lips on my asshole. May i ask how this is done? I am thinking that there must be some kind of guide for making turning a male slaves asshole in to a nice be set of pussy lips.

Thanks


If you want it as a permanent thing I would guess surgery is your only option. The skin around the asshole tends to be fairly taut, so you couldn't just stretch it with weights. And you'd have a hell of a time keeping the area infection free while you healed. Not to mention you'd never be able to sit on a hard surface again since your soft squishy bits would be right on the sitting part of your butt.

As a temporary solution, my husband suggested two slices of deli ham and some superglue. No guide, I'm afraid, but I'm sure you can guess how that would work.

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RE: How do You make - 4/28/2013 10:36:30 PM   
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ORIGINAL: lovestoserve

Yeah, thanks alot, thats why i hate this website. Alot of fakes and scammers. i have had it with this site too. i always read about all of the Dominants who can't find the one sub. i have found a Dominant and will protect Her. She did not know either.

Out of here,

Sincerely

Yes. Well. Be careful about the door.

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RE: How do You make - 4/29/2013 6:55:20 AM   
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ORIGINAL: lovestoserve

Yeah, thanks alot, thats why i hate this website. Alot of fakes and scammers. i have had it with this site too. i always read about all of the Dominants who can't find the one sub. i have found a Dominant and will protect Her. She did not know either.

Out of here,

Sincerely



Aww, you poor little boy. This thread didn't go anything like you had planned, did it? That's really sad.

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RE: How do You make - 4/29/2013 2:08:01 PM   
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ORIGINAL: lovestoserve

Hello, i am serving a Dominant Female how wishes to make pussy lips on my asshole. May i ask how this is done? I am thinking that there must be some kind of guide for making turning a male slaves asshole in to a nice be set of pussy lips.

Thanks

See, it's posts like this that keep me coming back to this site. I go through dry spells, veritable deserts in the endless sands of Collarme where every question has been asked and re-asked, then asked ten thousand trillion more times, every battles has been fought a thousandfold,the lunacy in P/R boils over and then inmates run amok in the regular forums, and old time posters dwindle and fail, and nigh unto when I am at my last, someone posts a gem, an oasis such as this and all my faith is restored.
Thank you. Oh thank you.
This is purely priceless. Maybe the best post since the rat a tat ta debacle.

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