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littleclip -> may is masterbation month (5/2/2013 9:49:41 PM)
it came to my attention that the month of may is officialy masterbation moth so how are you going to handle this month of masterbation?

Missokyst -> RE: may is masterbation month (5/2/2013 10:19:09 PM)
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MistressDarkArt -> RE: may is masterbation month (5/2/2013 10:23:55 PM)
Probably by noting the correct spelling, which is: m a s t u r b a t i o n Happy masturbation month, everyone!

FrostedFlake -> RE: may is masterbation month (5/2/2013 11:03:29 PM)
Then there is punctuation. And capitalization. I suppose it's a good thing there are spaces between the words. I hope I haven't killed the romance for anyone. ETA : This ought to make it up to you. But this shouldn't.

myotherself -> RE: may is masterbation month (5/2/2013 11:41:18 PM)
For those who perhaps aren't used to clip's posts, you need to be aware that he has dyslexia. And clip - I plan to take hold of the issue with both hands and give it my fullest attention [8D]

FrostedFlake -> RE: may is masterbation month (5/3/2013 12:51:39 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: myotherself For those who perhaps aren't used to clip's posts, you need to be aware that he has dyslexia. And clip - I plan to take hold of the issue with both hands and give it my fullest attention [8D] In that case I withdraw my objections and offer an apology. The Carlin skit, stays.

absolutchocolat -> RE: may is masterbation month (5/3/2013 1:17:07 AM)
FR Well, littleclip, methinks I'll buy a new toy to celebrate!

Determinist -> RE: may is masterbation month (5/3/2013 2:27:07 AM)
I'm heading out to buy a new Hitachi tomorrow, since I busted the other one (it went almost 5 years strong. Farewell old friend. sniff).

ResidentSadist -> RE: may is masterbation month (5/3/2013 2:27:09 AM)
I just want to see the "masturbation moth".

Zonie63 -> RE: may is masterbation month (5/3/2013 3:30:01 AM)
I didn't know that masturbation had its own month. Several months ago, I came across this site which I thought was kind of silly, but it might be appropriate for this month. After all, it's only fair to thank the person whose picture you wanked to. [;)] quote: Find out how many people WANKED TO YOU Thank those you wanked to by clicking +1 on their profile Get INSTANT ALERTS for mutual wanks Create a list of your favorite wanks (may also be used as a TO-“DO” list) See the MOST WANKED TO people on earth!

myotherself -> RE: may is masterbation month (5/3/2013 3:51:53 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: myotherself For those who perhaps aren't used to clip's posts, you need to be aware that he has dyslexia. Apologies to clip - I made a mistake here. I recalled long ago previous threads in which he openly and honestly explained his personal issues in transferring words from brain to screen. I misremembered it as dyslexia although I have had it kindly pointed out to me that this is not the case. I do hope I haven't upset anyone, that certainly wasn't my intention. Now, back to your regularly scheduled kinky chat [:D]

DarkSteven -> RE: may is masterbation month (5/3/2013 5:47:37 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: littleclip it came to my attention that the month of may is officialy masterbation moth so how are you going to handle this month of masterbation? Not a bad way of putting it. [:D]

theshytype -> RE: may is masterbation month (5/3/2013 6:09:13 AM)
Every month should be masturbation month! Even so, great excuse to celebrate with a present for myself...

kalikshama -> RE: may is masterbation month (5/3/2013 8:13:15 AM)
quote: I'm heading out to buy a new Hitachi tomorrow, since I busted the other one (it went almost 5 years strong. Farewell old friend. sniff). Yet another reason the Eroscillator is better - mine lasted 14 years [;)]

Lucylastic -> RE: may is masterbation month (5/3/2013 8:22:44 AM)
theres a new one I like the look of, http://www.edenfantasys.com/sex-toy-reviews/vibrators/stronic-eins-the-pulsator vid here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pOyAqxWdG0 but its 200$ and thats just toooooo steep when my eros is still going strong:) so I will celebrate often, mutually and with enjoyment:)

LizDeluxe -> RE: may is masterbation month (5/3/2013 8:49:14 AM)
Every month is May at my house.

MistressDarkArt -> RE: may is masterbation month (5/3/2013 1:54:18 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: myotherself Apologies to clip - I made a mistake here. I recalled long ago previous threads in which he openly and honestly explained his personal issues in transferring words from brain to screen. My apologies as well. 'Masterbation' is a common mistake, but it happens so often it chafes me. To help those that want to spell it correctly, just remember that masturbation is something 'u' do with yourself.

sexyred1 -> RE: may is masterbation month (5/3/2013 2:12:25 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist I just want to see the "masturbation moth". It is rather delightful..it comes and alights on whatever part you desire, trills it's little wings and then just when you have an orgasm it bursts into a butterfly! P.S. I know it does not work like that, but go with me here...I liked the imagery. :) I know Poise could come up with something to visualize.

Phoenixpower -> RE: may is masterbation month (5/3/2013 2:25:30 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sexyred1 quote: ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist I just want to see the "masturbation moth". It is rather delightful..it comes and alights on whatever part you desire, trills it's little wings and then just when you have an orgasm it bursts into a butterfly! P.S. I know it does not work like that, but go with me here...I liked the imagery. :) I know Poise could come up with something to visualize. Thanks....now you blew it [>:][>:][>:] I believed you all with its little wings and so on and then you say that this isnt true... Since when are people on the intervebs supposed to tell the truth??? heh??? Damn, there I liked your image, my cats were waitingly patient for that moth to arrive (might have been a nice dinner for them) and then came this pufffff....its gone [&o][&o][&o] And just so that anyone knows....I am not dyslexic either...I am just way too lazy to always do your apostrophes....or whatever they are called....

Determinist -> RE: may is masterbation month (5/3/2013 2:38:24 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: kalikshama quote: I'm heading out to buy a new Hitachi tomorrow, since I busted the other one (it went almost 5 years strong. Farewell old friend. sniff). Yet another reason the Eroscillator is better - mine lasted 14 years [;)] Ooh that does look nice. Do I save up or be impulsive and just get the Hitachi or . . . both? Hmm . . .

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