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RE: may is masterbation month - 5/3/2013 3:47:04 PM   
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it came to my attention that the month of may is officialy masterbation moth so how are you going to handle this month of masterbation?


Masturbation.

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RE: may is masterbation month - 5/3/2013 5:47:02 PM   
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RE: may is masterbation month - 5/3/2013 5:50:57 PM   
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RE: may is masterbation month - 5/3/2013 5:56:53 PM   
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Status: offline 		I thought May was "National take women as captive month?" You know, when you mount your horses and raid white man's towns, farms and ranches and steal horses and womens....

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RE: may is masterbation month - 5/3/2013 6:11:26 PM   
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I thought May was "National take women as captive month?" You know, when you mount your horses and raid white man's towns, farms and ranches and steal horses and womens....



Ha!!

I was not aware of any of this.

Seriously though, folks...

May is National Mental Health Month.


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RE: may is masterbation month - 5/3/2013 6:56:26 PM   
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I thought May was "National take women as captive month?" You know, when you mount your horses and raid white man's towns, farms and ranches and steal horses and womens....



Ha!!

I was not aware of any of this.

Seriously though, folks...

May is National Mental Health Month.





Gee, no one mentioned that till I made my post... is this a hint erie?

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RE: may is masterbation month - 5/3/2013 7:28:13 PM   
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I suppose it's a good thing there are spaces between the words.

That, I believe, is the earliest form of punctuation. I'm not sure when it came about, but I'm pretty sure I've seen photos of manuscripts without them.

I've always thought Spaces Between Words would make a cool book title. Perhaps a writer's autobiography?

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RE: may is masterbation month - 5/3/2013 8:52:30 PM   
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Status: offline 		Naw. Just an interesting tidbit. Everybody should go out and learn something about mental health...have an assessment done...visit a drop in center or club house...volunteer for a community mental health center. With the sequestration and budget cuts, treatment agencies are struggling. The program I work for might be closing...I might not have a job much longer :(

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RE: may is masterbation month - 5/4/2013 8:33:26 AM   
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I'm heading out to buy a new Hitachi tomorrow, since I busted the other one (it went almost 5 years strong. Farewell old friend. *sniff*).


Yet another reason the Eroscillator is better - mine lasted 14 years


Ooh that does look nice. Do I save up or be impulsive and just get the Hitachi or . . . both? Hmm . . .


I bought a higher end model last time because I wanted to try some of the new attachments but they are sitting in a drawer as I have returned to my favorite, Grapes and Cockscomb. So I'm happy to recommend the the cheapest (relatively speaking) model. (2,000 oscillations per minute!)

http://www.eroscillator.com/buy_online/eroscillator_packages.aspx




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RE: may is masterbation month - 5/4/2013 11:54:36 AM   
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it came to my attention that the month of may is officialy masterbation moth so how are you going to handle this month of masterbation?



It's also National Photo Month.

We can all take pictures one-handed.

Just sayin'.


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RE: may is masterbation month - 5/4/2013 12:41:52 PM   
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Probably by noting the correct spelling, which is: m a s t u r b a t i o n


Masterbation is what happens when a Master's slave is not available and he must entertain himself.

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RE: may is masterbation month - 5/4/2013 1:07:03 PM   
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it came to my attention that the month of may is officialy masterbation moth so how are you going to handle this month of masterbation?


Umm, you mean there are months that AREN'T masturbation months? Two of them in a row would kill CM, FL and most other websites dead, dead, dead.

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RE: may is masterbation month - 5/4/2013 3:53:38 PM   
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Probably by noting the correct spelling, which is: m a s t u r b a t i o n


Masterbation is what happens when a Master's slave is not available and he must entertain himself.


LOL! Bravo, Marc. Nice to see you back on the boards.

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RE: may is masterbation month - 5/4/2013 4:29:58 PM   
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RE: may is masterbation month - 5/4/2013 5:01:04 PM   
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I am nude.

As Miss Manners would say, how nice for you.

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RE: may is masterbation month - 5/4/2013 6:30:17 PM   
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RE: may is masterbation month - 5/6/2013 8:05:53 AM   
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LOL! Bravo, Marc. Nice to see you back on the boards.


Thanks. Yeah, I know I've not been around much lately. I need a new computer at home (working on it) which only leaves the one at the office... which isn't very conducive to being on CM (Everybody's out of the office... now's my chance!)

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RE: may is masterbation month - 5/6/2013 5:21:10 PM   
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Adding to my shopping list. As. We. Speak.


Looking forward to the product review ;)

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