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LookieNoNookie -> If this guy lived here.... (5/6/2013 5:19:02 PM)
I'd hire him in 3 nanoseconds: http://screen.yahoo.com/opening-beer-excavator-111028588.html

SWDesertDom -> RE: If this guy lived here.... (5/6/2013 7:07:37 PM)
Skillz baby, skillz. Quality heavy equipment operators (definitely not I) seem to develop a real feel for operating their stuff.

Hillwilliam -> RE: If this guy lived here.... (5/6/2013 7:54:54 PM)
Does anyone need someone who can repair an electron microscope with duct tape and a pen cap?

MasterCaneman -> RE: If this guy lived here.... (5/6/2013 8:07:07 PM)
No, but here's a gum wrapper, a spring from a clothespin, and the insole from a women's shoe. Fix the containment vessel on that nuclear reactor. Go!

Spiritedsub2 -> RE: If this guy lived here.... (5/6/2013 8:16:02 PM)
Bunch of MacGuyver wannabes. [:D]

LafayetteLady -> RE: If this guy lived here.... (5/7/2013 7:37:45 AM)
Guys who can "MacGuyver" stuff are a real turn on. The guy opening a beer with an excavator? Not so much.

Hillwilliam -> RE: If this guy lived here.... (5/7/2013 10:36:18 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MasterCaneman No, but here's a gum wrapper, a spring from a clothespin, and the insole from a women's shoe. Fix the containment vessel on that nuclear reactor. Go! Closest thing to that I ever fixed was the pulse processor for a Gamma Ray spectrometer.

LookieNoNookie -> RE: If this guy lived here.... (5/7/2013 3:34:53 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LafayetteLady Guys who can "MacGuyver" stuff are a real turn on. The guy opening a beer with an excavator? Not so much. Come on!!!! That guy was freaking amazing!!!!

LookieNoNookie -> RE: If this guy lived here.... (5/7/2013 3:38:15 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam quote: ORIGINAL: MasterCaneman No, but here's a gum wrapper, a spring from a clothespin, and the insole from a women's shoe. Fix the containment vessel on that nuclear reactor. Go! Closest thing to that I ever fixed was the pulse processor for a Gamma Ray spectrometer. I did that once as well....turns out I accidentally invented an anti-grav machine in the process. (Dumbass me....I left the "down" button on my workbench. If you see someone some day about 600 feet above you waving frantically yelling "HEY!!!!! Go to 16973 Main Street in Seattle and send my down button up here right away.....PUHLEEEAAASSSEEEE!!!!!"....that would be moi).

LafayetteLady -> RE: If this guy lived here.... (5/7/2013 6:45:35 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie quote: ORIGINAL: LafayetteLady Guys who can "MacGuyver" stuff are a real turn on. The guy opening a beer with an excavator? Not so much. Come on!!!! That guy was freaking amazing!!!! Meh....I've seen chicks open beer bottle with their tits. I think you might enjoy that better.

LookieNoNookie -> RE: If this guy lived here.... (5/7/2013 7:32:42 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LafayetteLady quote: ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie quote: ORIGINAL: LafayetteLady Guys who can "MacGuyver" stuff are a real turn on. The guy opening a beer with an excavator? Not so much. Come on!!!! That guy was freaking amazing!!!! Meh....I've seen chicks open beer bottle with their tits. I think you might enjoy that better. There is that.

LafayetteLady -> RE: If this guy lived here.... (5/7/2013 9:54:26 PM)
Just for you... Talented Woman Really Talented Woman New Job for our Men in Blue

MisterP61 -> RE: If this guy lived here.... (5/7/2013 11:47:56 PM)
I am still kicking Myself in the ass for even looking at that stupid video. 30 seconds I will never get back. You can easily tell the bottle was already open, cause any beer drinkin, fart smellin guy knows it takes a bit more then that to open it and Me thinks the bottle really would have fallen or exploded (which is what I was really hoping for).

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