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Is Hell exothermic or endothermic? - 6/24/2006 3:57:14 PM

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The following is an actual question given at a Texas A&M Chemistry Midterm: Is Hell exothermic (giving off energy/heat) or endothermic (absorbing energy/heat)? Support your answer with proof.

Most of the students wrote using Boyles Law: gas cools when it expands and heats up when compressed. One student, however, wrote the following:

"First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing over time. So, we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to hell it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.

"As far as how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions. Some state that if you are not a member of their religion then you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one religion and since people do not belong to more than one religion we can safely project that all people and all souls go to Hell. And, with the birth and death rates as they are we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially.

"Now, if we will look at the rate of change with respect to volume in Hell. Because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to remain the same the volume of Hell has to expand as souls are added. This gives only two possibilities:

"If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate than which souls are entering then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

"Of course, if hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls then the temperature will drop until all Hell freezes over.

"So which is it?

"If we accept the postulate given to me by Ms. Sheryl Atkinson during my freshman year that it would 'be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,' and taking into account that I have not succeeded in having sexual relations with her, then I am sure that Hell must be exothermic."

This student received the only 'A'.

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RE: Is Hell exothermic or endothermic? - 6/25/2006 12:50:20 AM

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hell is definately Glandulardermic (just under the surface of a gland).

When a male gets hot for a chick and cant get his grubby paws on her he gets all hot under the collar and his balls swell (aka lovers balls) and his testosterone levels overflow at which time his reasoning powers are atrophied...........

Seems to me that the female side has similar problems especially with them remaining sopping wet and become so determined to gat the male that lethal illiminating of all opposition and percieved opposition may seem reasonale to them....

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RE: Is Hell exothermic or endothermic? - 6/25/2006 6:00:17 AM

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That is priceless...I about laughed so hard I almost fell out of my chair. I would have given them an "A" too.

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RE: Is Hell exothermic or endothermic? - 6/25/2006 10:12:20 AM

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Since souls are pure energy, hell doesn't have to be a physical place. Therefore I would say it is adibiatic.

I just posted this because I get so rarely an opportunity to use that word.

I've read that before, but it's still a good one. I wonder if the kid who wrote it knows just how famous he is. I also wonder what he did with his life after schooling. Mabye a football player ?

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RE: Is Hell exothermic or endothermic? - 6/25/2006 10:15:09 AM

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I love that! I first saw it a few years ago, and it has never ceased to make me laugh since then.

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