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madmax069 -> looking for Fart Mistress (5/10/2013 11:41:45 PM)

Hi, I'm new here and I have a female fart fetish so I'm looking for that special Fart Mistress. I think it's so sexy when a woman farts so if you think you are that girl who fits the bill please drop me a line.

These are my favorites :)
1. Rotten Egg - this is a killer silent but deadly fart that can hypnotize, It is super sexy, really kinky and so sharp enough to make your nose hair burn. When a woman farts with a rotten egg odor, it has a dominating quality to it.
2. Cabbage farts - This type of fart smell is deep, deadly and disgusting....[:@]





DomMeinCT -> RE: looking for Fart Mistress (5/11/2013 11:13:57 AM)



Special Fart Mistress
Silent but deadly, she strikes
Welcome to CM




lizi -> RE: looking for Fart Mistress (5/11/2013 11:20:12 AM)

Welcome Madmax,

I honestly never thought of certain farts as having dominating qualities, thanks for that take on things.




TNDommeK -> RE: looking for Fart Mistress (5/11/2013 11:28:20 AM)

I've heard of this before. Welcome to the forums!




Rasciallymisty -> RE: looking for Fart Mistress (5/11/2013 12:44:11 PM)

[:'(] Greetings and welcome to collarme and the forums.




madmax069 -> RE: looking for Fart Mistress (5/11/2013 10:43:24 PM)

thanks everyone for the welcome :)
I'm not really into the silent but deadly type, I like a woman's fart to really rip. Here's a couple more of my favorites

Wafer farts - This one smells like a box of wafers open, sure it smells and makes it own statement.

Burnt Coffee fart - This fart odor is unique and can make you look directly at the ass of the girl in question




ResidentSadist -> RE: looking for Fart Mistress (5/12/2013 10:26:03 AM)

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MistressDarkArt -> RE: looking for Fart Mistress (5/12/2013 11:26:55 AM)

Welcome! Have anything to discuss besides farts?




OohAahMrs -> RE: looking for Fart Mistress (5/13/2013 3:36:26 AM)

Bloody Hell max, welcome to CM




madmax069 -> RE: looking for Fart Mistress (5/15/2013 1:11:34 PM)

thanks everybody and MistressDarkArt and OohAahMrs
I have to tell you the story behind this, many years ago I had a GF who just loved to sit on my face and fart on me, she thought it was hilarious to fart in my face LOL, at the time I couldn't see the point either. That was until we parted ways and I lost contact with her and ever since then I get a hard on when I think about it. I ended up buying a stack of farting (and pooping) video clips off the net, I believe it's one of the fastest growing fetishes out there.

Moving on from farting, I'm new to this BDSM scene but I know I'm a submissive kind of guy and I like to make my woman happy and treat her as a Goddess. I have a fairly normal vanilla lifestyle with interests in photography, astronomy, I'm a computer geek, I love to cook and I like to stay fit. I enjoy all types of music, I love action, crime and SCI FI movies....as well as porn movies LOL

I haven't had time to do much in the way of filling out my profile yet and mainly because I met this gal a couple of weeks ago who introduced me to this site, she suggested I should place an ad on here like I did on craigslist LOL and I would be swamped with inquiries, well I have had quite a lot but they have been scammers I'm sad to say :) besides I'm kinda hoping that the gal that introduced me here wants to be my Goddess :).




Level -> RE: looking for Fart Mistress (5/15/2013 7:23:04 PM)

I have a lady friend who will fart in an airtight bottle and mail it to you. She's a fin domme, and she wants you to know that her farts smell like "crisps".




madmax069 -> RE: looking for Fart Mistress (5/15/2013 10:30:08 PM)

Hi Level, well please tell your lady friend thanks for the kind gesture. What would she tell the post office when she is asked if the package contains anything explosive? [:'(]




TNDommeK -> RE: looking for Fart Mistress (5/16/2013 12:37:54 AM)

Hahaha.




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