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caliblueyes -> Hello? Anyone real here?? (5/14/2013 4:57:10 PM)

Tap tap is this thing on...
So seriously is everyone a financial Dom here or some spam site stuff?
Is being a succsesful ablebodied (alright a little chubby) sweet and pampering white man not enough? I never knew it was so hard to find a dominating bitchy girlfriend whom you can spoil and pamper asking nothing but to bow down before you in worship
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DarkSteven -> RE: Hello? Anyone real here?? (5/14/2013 5:33:26 PM)

Hi!

No, it's not. Women want one of two things:

Money, if they're pro.
A relationship, if they're lifestyle (i.e., not pro).

All that bowing and worshiping gets a bit tiresome, and they want to go out for dinner, go for walks, etc. much more.

Basically, they want full relationships that include kink sessions.

Also... your profile is a one sentence complaint. Flesh it out. What are your hobbies? What are your strengths? What do you envision a first date being like?





Rasciallymisty -> RE: Hello? Anyone real here?? (5/14/2013 5:45:28 PM)

Greetings and welcome to Collarme and the forums. Yuppers I am real or at least I am breathing and I was bitchy earlier. Oh darn not a domme though.

misty




TNDommeK -> RE: Hello? Anyone real here?? (5/14/2013 5:58:40 PM)

I don't know DS, I'm a pro and I look for relationships. Even with my fin slaves I want a relationship. But then again, I think we have established that I do things outside the box.

Op, yes there are real folks here. I'm real, even though I'm a fin domme.




OsideGirl -> RE: Hello? Anyone real here?? (5/14/2013 7:27:29 PM)

I'm fake.

Welcome to the forums.




MasterCaneman -> RE: Hello? Anyone real here?? (5/14/2013 7:58:20 PM)

I am only a tortured figment of my own imagination. Hello and welcome to the boards. Best of luck...




garyFLR -> RE: Hello? Anyone real here?? (5/15/2013 12:39:41 AM)

Hi Caliblueyes,
Your profile, given you're a submissive, does seem a bit combatative, how about writing a few interesting things about yourself? Something that will attract your hearts desire. Give a Lady a fighting chance, at the moment all you're offering is a challenge, a dominant Lady is spoilt for choice on CM. You have to stand out from the crowd. A bit more action on the message boards, also, wouldn't go amiss, I think.
Good luck, Gary.




MstrPBK -> RE: Hello? Anyone real here?? (5/15/2013 12:44:21 AM)

I am as real as I can be ....

MstrPBK
St. Paul, MN USA




FrostedFlake -> RE: Hello? Anyone real here?? (5/15/2013 12:44:38 AM)

I'm a financial Dom. But instead of cash and 'gifts', I ask for cookies.

Or pie.




kalikshama -> RE: Hello? Anyone real here?? (5/15/2013 4:44:06 AM)

I tribute my man with food.




VideoAdminAlpha -> RE: Hello? Anyone real here?? (5/15/2013 4:56:32 AM)

FR~At least he didnt say tap tap TAP.... [sm=modxiiswatching.gif]




needlesandpins -> RE: Hello? Anyone real here?? (5/15/2013 9:34:37 AM)

i'm only real in certain dimensions. in your's i'm afraid i don't exist, in my lover's i do. sometimes i get really confused, forget which dimension i'm in and don't know whether i'm coming or going.

needles




MalcolmNathaniel -> RE: Hello? Anyone real here?? (5/15/2013 10:19:48 AM)

Nobody here but us chickens.




mnottertail -> RE: Hello? Anyone real here?? (5/15/2013 10:23:13 AM)

I am here, I am real, but not for long, since all great men are dying, and I ain't feeling so good myself, little hangover today.  That's real.




Baroana -> RE: Hello? Anyone real here?? (5/15/2013 10:26:58 AM)

Welcome op, if you are still reading.

I have started compiling my own faq for these sorts of questions. See my profile for more.




BlondeSlave4Life -> RE: Hello? Anyone real here?? (5/15/2013 11:17:09 AM)

Nope. I'm not real. I'm one of the voices in your head speaking to you. No one else can see this, but you.




mnottertail -> RE: Hello? Anyone real here?? (5/15/2013 11:19:10 AM)

Oh, God, this is worse than I thought............I see you too.   I gotta get something from the doc or something.




DesFIP -> RE: Hello? Anyone real here?? (5/15/2013 1:25:43 PM)

Sorry op, someone misled you. This is not Dommes R Us.




MasterCaneman -> RE: Hello? Anyone real here?? (5/15/2013 1:52:55 PM)

Baroana, I just read your profile, and I think it should be an appendix to the sticky on the Ask a Mistress forum. While I am by no means a sub, it conveys a lot of information that could ease a mega-ton of butthurt (and the ensuing whiny "Is Anyone Real?" threads). I'm not coming down on you, OP. You have a legitimate gripe, but it was one that could have been solved by merely reading the FAQ.

That should have been done before the first post, and periodic refreshers as the info gets stale inside your head. And you're right, Baroana, it's largely the fault of commercial femdom porn that breeds this kind of reaction. Guys, you want a little wake-up call? Look up 'behind the scenes of a porn shoot' and then look at the offerings out there.

I was fortunate in my younger days to have experienced two static shoots and assisted on a video set. I was a 'chaperone' on the two photo shoots, and a backup rigger for the video. After seeing that, looking at porn changed forever. Completely blew the mystique, no matter how good the storyline they push is.

OP, take the advice given you here and run with it. Use it and this forum to approach what you want with a clearer head. And like many others, go local! Seriously, you have a better chance of actualizing your fantasies by getting involved with the local scene, and all without going through profile after profile...




jlf1961 -> RE: Hello? Anyone real here?? (5/15/2013 2:34:07 PM)

I checked my ID, social Security card, passport, birth certificate and have come to the conclusion that I am a fake. I mean the Birth Certificate is a Certificate of Live Birth, and therefore as the birthers say, it is not a real birth certificate.

When I find out who I really am, I will be sure to let people know.




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