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RE: What is behind the Green Door? - 5/15/2013 9:08:23 PM

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Allow me to try again:

What is behind YOUR green door?

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RE: What is behind the Green Door? - 5/16/2013 12:57:22 AM

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Malcolm....

Perhaps you should have asked "What's behind your door?" instead of referencing an
extremely old porno flick which came out when 8-Track tape players were the rage.
People simply can't relate to that movie anymore than they can to the idea of using an
8-track player in this day and age.

I'm assuming "What's behind your green door" is really a fucked up way of asking
what's behind the door of one's BDSM taboo sex life?

Seriously, there are some things people keep behind that door and won't post out
online for the whole world to read. Even more so the more Taboo it is or gets.

Also, many people here.. tend to keep what's behind the door of the vanilla
aspects of their life hidden.

So, what's behind my door? It's an oozing orgy of tantalizing female flesh,
Gummy Bears and Peanut Oil. :P

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RE: What is behind the Green Door? - 5/16/2013 4:56:14 AM

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Wha!!

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RE: What is behind the Green Door? - 5/16/2013 7:47:33 AM

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ORIGINAL: Whiplashsmile4

So, what's behind my door? It's an oozing orgy of tantalizing female flesh,
Gummy Bears and Peanut Oil. :P

Gummy Bears are a hard limit.

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RE: What is behind the Green Door? - 5/16/2013 8:02:24 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Whiplashsmile4

So, what's behind my door? It's an oozing orgy of tantalizing female flesh,
Gummy Bears and Peanut Oil. :P

Gummy Bears are a hard limit.

I had to bite the ears off mine so they couldn't hear you say that...

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RE: What is behind the Green Door? - 5/16/2013 8:18:38 AM

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Now the question makes a lot more sense. Yeah, I think I'm too young to have known the reference.

As far as what's behind my door? I keep a padlock on that door and I'm not letting anyone know what's behind it.
I'll tell you what's NOT behind it: clowns or gummy bears.

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RE: What is behind the Green Door? - 5/16/2013 10:18:27 AM

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Is it shameful to admit I don't have any dark, hidden, secret desires? I just like to get tied up and fucked. Really, that's it.

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RE: What is behind the Green Door? - 5/16/2013 11:13:41 AM

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I am so with you! This IS my DEEP secret!!! Heck, I am so strait laced I am pretty sure I am the only person in the country who has never tried pot & I was over 21 before ever trying to go into a bar!

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RE: What is behind the Green Door? - 5/16/2013 11:42:04 AM

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Hahahaha!

At my last job there was a guy who never tried pot too. He didn't even know anyone who had ever tried pot.

Or so he thought.

I am going to call him "Mark" for this conversation. I am going to call the Venezuelan "Julio." I am also going to present this as a scene from a play:

Me: Really, you've never even known someone who smokes pot?

Mark: Nope.

Me: So when you were in college you didn't have any friends who burnt incense.

Julio:*snerk*

Mark: Well there were a couple of guys.

Julio:*snerk* *guffaw* *choke* *splutter*

Me: Yeah. You knew people who smoked pot.

Me: *snort guffaw laughter*

Mark: Wait, what?

For reference: this guy is as smart as me. He is just a little less educated in the ways of the world.

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RE: What is behind the Green Door? - 5/16/2013 11:56:26 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Whiplashsmile4

Malcolm....

Perhaps you should have asked "What's behind your door?" instead of referencing an
extremely old porno flick which came out when 8-Track tape players were the rage.
People simply can't relate to that movie anymore than they can to the idea of using an
8-track player in this day and age.

I'm assuming "What's behind your green door" is really a fucked up way of asking
what's behind the door of one's BDSM taboo sex life?

Seriously, there are some things people keep behind that door and won't post out
online for the whole world to read. Even more so the more Taboo it is or gets.

Also, many people here.. tend to keep what's behind the door of the vanilla
aspects of their life hidden.

So, what's behind my door? It's an oozing orgy of tantalizing female flesh,
Gummy Bears and Peanut Oil. :P

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RE: What is behind the Green Door? - 5/16/2013 12:13:44 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: MalcolmNathaniel

Allow me to try again:

What is behind YOUR green door?

Quad amps, nails, scat, and severed vocal cords... to name a few of the milder things. I'll keep the rest private, thank you very much.

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RE: What is behind the Green Door? - 5/16/2013 1:38:27 PM

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Apparently I am using archaic terms. Either that or I thought you all were more well read than you are. I'm going to lay the blame on myself for this one: archaic terms.

I saw this on 8 mm in the early 80s.

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RE: What is behind the Green Door? - 5/16/2013 1:45:47 PM

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There are tentacles behind my green door.

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RE: What is behind the Green Door? - 5/16/2013 2:14:39 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: TieMeInKnottss

I am so with you! This IS my DEEP secret!!! Heck, I am so strait laced I am pretty sure I am the only person in the country who has never tried pot & I was over 21 before ever trying to go into a bar!

You aren't the only pot virgin! Can't say I was a goody two shoes on the drinking!!

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RE: What is behind the Green Door? - 5/16/2013 3:52:18 PM

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I don't and have never watched porn so I didn't have a clue. I don't have anything behind my green door. It's an empty space since I don't like clutter and everything is out in the open.

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RE: What is behind the Green Door? - 5/16/2013 3:54:39 PM

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Not mine. Yours.

You don't want to know. Trust me.

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RE: What is behind the Green Door? - 5/16/2013 4:21:34 PM

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A lot of people lie.

There are answers to this, but people are lying ON A FRELLING SEX SITE!

Nuts. Grow some.

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RE: What is behind the Green Door? - 5/16/2013 5:15:58 PM

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Actually I'm not lying. I've spent the better part of my life in a gay summer community where anything could and was done in public. I have no shame about my sexuality.

Oh and The Man's never tried pot. Nor cigarettes.

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RE: What is behind the Green Door? - 5/16/2013 5:42:50 PM

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LOL This thread is cracking me up.

Behind the Green Door came out in the 70s, when I was just a really young kid, not watching porn. I don't think I've ever seen it, but apparently it was a well known "porn classic" in its time, which is why I know OF it.

I tried pot. Just didn't like it. I much preferred harder stuff, when in my 20s.

I don't have a "Green Door" these days to speak of. Did a lot of "scat stuff" with the ex dude but never kept it a secret here.

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RE: What is behind the Green Door? - 5/16/2013 7:01:08 PM

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It should crack you up.

It was common enough that even The Muppets did a version of it.Fuzzie Fozzie goodness

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