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RE: Looking for experiences, stories. - 5/17/2013 6:45:53 PM

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...Satan pulled up by the nun's Caddy, in his windowless van....

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RE: Looking for experiences, stories. - 5/17/2013 7:05:05 PM

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...He turned off the engine and waited, while his eyes glowed and his talons held tight to a brand new bag of potato chips. Because...he had a fetish...

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RE: Looking for experiences, stories. - 5/17/2013 8:44:47 PM

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His fetish was...candybar wrappers. After an eternity in Hell, and its myriad pleasures and perversions, at last his immortal psyche had cried out for something new, something different. And he had found it. In the indescribable pleasure of a metal-impregnated wrapping of a confection. The soft caress of its still chocolate-kissed surfaces beckoned to him as he....

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RE: Looking for experiences, stories. - 5/17/2013 8:45:36 PM

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Just then...3 mute slaves and a lesbian slave all show up on scene. Satan, despite being the malevolent dark soul that he is, communicates with them all by having everyone tap tap tap on the empty potato chip bag after he...well...satisfied his fetish. Spicy jalapeño chips, after all, does a demon prostate good...

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RE: Looking for experiences, stories. - 5/18/2013 6:05:47 AM

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sweet, baby jesus...

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RE: Looking for experiences, stories. - 5/18/2013 7:10:56 AM

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a story or a joke?

Hillbilly Viagra-duct tape and a stick.

lol. I made that up, and I was so proud of myself. Pretty dorky, but hey for someone who cant remember the punch lines to jokes, I felt like a genius.

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RE: Looking for experiences, stories. - 5/18/2013 7:15:40 AM

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"Jack and Jill went up the hill,
Each with a Buck and Quarter..."

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RE: Looking for experiences, stories. - 5/18/2013 7:20:10 AM

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^ oh yeah, another classic.

Variation:

Jack and Jill went up the hill so he could lick her fanny.
Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock cause Jill’s a pre-op tranny.

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RE: Looking for experiences, stories. - 5/18/2013 7:58:21 AM

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This one time...at band camp....

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RE: Looking for experiences, stories. - 5/18/2013 7:58:29 AM

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Jack and Jill went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water...
Jack got perky, Jill got quirky,
And now there's a restraining order...

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RE: Looking for experiences, stories. - 5/18/2013 1:28:14 PM

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ORIGINAL: Kaliko

This one time...at band camp....

This one made me laugh....

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RE: Looking for experiences, stories. - 5/18/2013 3:41:00 PM

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ORIGINAL: SeekingTrinity

Just then...3 mute slaves and a lesbian slave all show up on scene. Satan, despite being the malevolent dark soul that he is, communicates with them all by having everyone tap tap tap on the empty potato chip bag after he...well...satisfied his fetish. Spicy jalapeño chips, after all, does a demon prostate good...

But then his prostate became swollen and surgery was recommended. Once done, Satan had to find a slave with a golden shower fetish because he had to pee every 10 minutes. Satan then yelled "Help Gwanny, help me, a piece of spaghetti dot me....

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