Marc2b
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Just in case there are any over zealous F.B.I. agents, or oversensitive souls, who are reading this... the following is intended humorously and should not be taken seriously. Marc2b's Purge Death List (in no particular order) Justin Beiber. Any snarky Canadian who thinks (s)he's superior over Americans just because their Canadian. Fuck it, all Candians! I'm just sick and tired of their pretensious bullshit! Note: Exception granted for Ellen Page because she is so damn cute. Fred Phelps. And the rest of his fucking demented, inbred, clan. That asshole Judge in Texas who beat his daughter. Andrew Schlafly. Well, I might be satisfied with just beating the crap outta him... he does make me laugh, after all. The entire U.S. Congress. Anyone who dissess the movie "Cloud Atlas." What can I say, I liked it. Several bullies I remember so "fondly" from my Junior High School. Several personalities here on Collarme that will remain unnamed. Live in fear!. Sarah Pallin. Shut the fuck up already! Ann Coulter. Same reason. Al Franken. I just don't like him. The Wall Street Bankers who fucked over the economy. People who won't stop ragin' on Yoko Ono. She did not break up the Beatles... She and John were true soul mates... deal with it. Mark Chapman... the reason should be obvious. (You know, I actually met him in person once. True story!) Anyone who ever gave me shit about putting ketchup on my hot dog. SHUT THE FUCK UP! IT'S MY HOT DOG AND I'LL EAT MY HOT DOG HOWEVER I DAMN WELL PLEASE! I DON'T GIVE A SHIT THAT YOU SAW THAT DIRTY HARRY MOVIE AND NOW THINK YOU'RE COOL BECAUSE YOU IMITATE A FICTIONAL CHARACTER! Nephilimfree. Smarmy creatard on Youtube. The first person who combined cutesy misspellings with cutesy cats... see what the fuck you started? On the other hand, the above sounds like a lot of work and a lot of running around. Instead, I think I'll just kidnap of a few of the collarme babes for some "no limits" fun. "For the next twelve hours, the slavery is real, woman! Muwahahahaha!"
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Do you know what the most awesome thing about being an Atheist is? You're not required to hate anybody!
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