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I am a very naughty girl (WARNING: do not take seriously) - 6/25/2006 9:09:28 AM

kittinSol

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For some reason unknown to me, I love to lurk about one of the forums in particular, purely for the sake of having a laugh at what's written. There, I behave as elusively as possible, leaving little trace of my passage (HAHAHAHA).

The posters tend to tackle subjects of real BDSM activities interlaced with some obscure fetichistic fiction... rituals and strange societal organisation. Ethnologically it's quite interesting, I don't understand all of it, I am, after all, but a silly wee kitt, but there we are.

Am I alone in laughing at the afflictions which seems to affect the (very earnest) forum posters?

(PS: this is purely an attempt at acting off-topic, and it comes with an official warning - see post title.)

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RE: I am a very naughty girl (WARNING: do not take seri... - 6/25/2006 9:12:47 AM

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I, for one am earnestly trying to plumb the depths of your depravity, but have been unable to do so.

Ideas?

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RE: I am a very naughty girl (WARNING: do not take seri... - 6/25/2006 9:15:05 AM

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I have a few but for fear of a banishment shall keep it very quiet. Huh, I still haven't reached the bottom of it. But shhhhhhh.

I know I know it's outrageous behaviour. Whatever should I do????????? But it's compulsive, it turns me on to laugh!

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RE: I am a very naughty girl (WARNING: do not take seri... - 6/25/2006 9:16:49 AM

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OMG notail, look! *Proudly handcuffs wrists and ankles!* TWO pairs!

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RE: I am a very naughty girl (WARNING: do not take seri... - 6/25/2006 9:19:41 AM

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The minute I saw you come on this site, I knew you were gonna be somebody, by god........

When you get four, I will comfortably spread eagle you with them.

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RE: I am a very naughty girl (WARNING: do not take seri... - 6/25/2006 9:22:46 AM

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Ron this is off topic, by the way, very bad of you. But I am flattered nonetheless, although it wasn't for want of trying that I became so twisted, was it ;-) ------> *dirty wink*

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RE: I am a very naughty girl (WARNING: do not take seri... - 6/25/2006 9:26:26 AM

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Is it 8:20 somewhere in the world?

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RE: I am a very naughty girl (WARNING: do not take seri... - 6/25/2006 9:26:36 AM

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But I never post on topic, that would be on topic. Nothing in the TOS that absolutely forbids it being so, it is a ephemeral thing. Plus I post to that forum in serious fashion from time to time, so I don't want to make fun of it except when I am posting off topic to it.

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RE: I am a very naughty girl (WARNING: do not take seri... - 6/25/2006 9:29:48 AM

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Blink blink blink. Which forum are you talking about? Wherever do you post seriously?

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Uh huh!

*Nods gravely, opining towards the cemetary where she'll no doubt end up after people have caught on. Unless they burn me to a little pile of ashes, that would be prettier.*

Level, it's ALWAYS 8.20am somewhere in the world when it's 12.20 elsewhere :-)

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RE: I am a very naughty girl (WARNING: do not take seri... - 6/25/2006 9:31:31 AM

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It was 8:20 in the seychelles awhile ago.

I smell what you're cookin' Level, at any rate.

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RE: I am a very naughty girl (WARNING: do not take seri... - 6/25/2006 9:32:59 AM

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Aww, I can't cook, Ron. I can barely type .

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RE: I am a very naughty girl (WARNING: do not take seri... - 6/25/2006 9:34:20 AM

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Aawwww darlings, let the French Girl cook. That is, after all, what we are for, isn't it? Entertainment and plaaaiiiizuuurrrrrr.

*Bangs pans and takes out the monster garlic.*

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RE: I am a very naughty girl (WARNING: do not take seri... - 6/25/2006 9:39:02 AM

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Oui Oui! Beautiful, intelligent, and a cook?

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RE: I am a very naughty girl (WARNING: do not take seri... - 6/25/2006 9:39:22 AM

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Monster Garlic. That should be the cooking follow-up to "Monster Garage" on The Learning Channel.

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RE: I am a very naughty girl (WARNING: do not take seri... - 6/25/2006 9:41:26 AM

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Junkyard Cooking Wars, with Bobbie Flay

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RE: I am a very naughty girl (WARNING: do not take seri... - 6/25/2006 9:43:35 AM

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Brilliant idea! Shall I contact Simon of 'American Idol' fame and sell him the concept? As your agent I shall only take fifty percent of the fee I shall negotiate for you :-)

Hoping nobody minds coconut milk, ginger and lemongrass *whistles.

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RE: I am a very naughty girl (WARNING: do not take seri... - 6/25/2006 9:45:54 AM

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Well, Level, you had me blush there for a split second. I wouldn't call myself 'a cook', really, but it's an enjoyable passe-temps. As for the rest, goes without saying.

I have many qualities but modesty doesn't figure amongst them rofl!

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RE: I am a very naughty girl (WARNING: do not take seri... - 6/25/2006 9:46:23 AM

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Do NOT put any of that shit in coffee........

Fair warning.

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RE: I am a very naughty girl (WARNING: do not take seri... - 6/25/2006 9:47:20 AM

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Oh, mnottertail? Aren't I supposed to do a little dance of some description when I entertain? Care to show me the ropes? (Pun meant.)

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RE: I am a very naughty girl (WARNING: do not take seri... - 6/25/2006 9:49:12 AM

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Since when were delicious ingredients described as 'shit'? Such debasement has me wondering. As for putting it in coffee... what the eff do you take me for? I only drink Earl Grey. I am British too, remember?

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