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lionbaby -> RE: What did my gf do at BDSM clubs/parties? (5/23/2013 12:18:15 AM)

She got fucked in any and/or all of her orifices. That word means "holes".

She is reluctant to talk about it because it's none of your business what she used to do.

If you keep this up, she will dump you. Guaranteed.



dcnovice -> RE: What did my gf do at BDSM clubs/parties? (5/23/2013 12:23:37 AM)

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I just laughed so hard the milk went through my nose.

He shoots; he scores. [:)]



dcnovice -> RE: What did my gf do at BDSM clubs/parties? (5/23/2013 12:35:00 AM)

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She got fucked in any and/or all of her orifices.

Not the ears, I hope.



dcnovice -> RE: What did my gf do at BDSM clubs/parties? (5/23/2013 12:37:01 AM)

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That word means "holes".

That brought to mind the image of doughnut orifices.

Now I need brain bleach!

Not sure why doughnuts are so on my mind tonight.



absolutchocolat -> RE: What did my gf do at BDSM clubs/parties? (5/23/2013 12:49:06 AM)

Mmm, doughnuts...



ARIES83 -> RE: What did my gf do at BDSM clubs/parties? (5/23/2013 12:55:29 AM)

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ORIGINAL: dcnovice

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She got fucked in any and/or all of her orifices.

Not the ears, I hope.


Well I've never been to a BDSM party, but yes, thats what I assume has happened.[:-]

***especially the ears***



CynthiaWVirginia -> RE: What did my gf do at BDSM clubs/parties? (5/23/2013 3:03:14 AM)

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ORIGINAL: panty20130510
Were they walking around naked, getting whipped in front of a room full of people? Were they getting banged by this guy, or by multiple guys? My mind is racing, and I feel like it's hard to move forward without having some understanding of what this part of her past is like. I just want to know what these relationships are typically like. This is in Los Angeles, if that makes any difference.


The play parties I went to did not resemble a porn movie (except for one...a huge one where swingers were invited).

Either you believe her or you don't. If you're still a virgin maybe you need to find another virgin, that way you won't have to compete with anyone from her past. Personally, I can DEAL with past competition and am secure that I have the power to make my partner forget...everything if I want him to.

Simple answers to your question...read that book someone recommended, then don't act like a jerk when asking about what she did before you both met and started dating, and finally, escort her (if she is STILL talking with you) to munches and play parties and see for yourself "what is going on".

After learning some of the ropes, if you still feel like you need to have your brain bleached out (or like putting the scarlet letter onto your girlfriend)...consider that you may not be a good match.



Charles6682 -> RE: What did my gf do at BDSM clubs/parties? (5/23/2013 3:13:31 AM)

Who cares what your girlfriend use to do.Just because she was in a BDSM relationship,doesn't mean a dam thing.It just means she has a kinky side,so what?There really is only 2 rational choices here,either accept her for who she is or move on.If your just curious about her interests,thats one thing.But if you plan on trying to use this against her because of things she did in the past,then that will most likely blow up in your face and probably rightfully so.Don't try to be the moral police.That just tends to drive people away.



Charles6682 -> RE: What did my gf do at BDSM clubs/parties? (5/23/2013 3:22:44 AM)

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Charles6682 -> RE: What did my gf do at BDSM clubs/parties? (5/23/2013 3:27:40 AM)

Here's an idea OP.How about trying to talk with your girlfriend about this in a non judgemental way.How about being supportive of who she is?What if she still is into kink?Is that enough to drive you away?.Or,you could open your mind a bit and try to talk to HER and understand and respect HER needs?What if she wanted to explore this with you?Is that too much for you to bear or are you tolerable enough to at least be understanding?Don't talk to her and try making her feel guilty about it.Be mindful,some people are cautious for mentioning their kink life and for good reason.If you truly care abouty our girlfriend,then please,talk to HER about what SHE wants in a respectable way.Maybe the biggest fear here is maybe you are afraid of exploring who you are?Whether kink is for you or not,is clearly your choice.But at least don't knock until you've at least tried it.



Charles6682 -> RE: What did my gf do at BDSM clubs/parties? (5/23/2013 3:38:09 AM)

I should probably read the profile of every OP who has a thread on here,so I know in advance if they are just advertising kink through a stupid question like "what my gf did at some party?"Shame on me for actually trying to answer the OP's question in a sincere attempt,when it appears to be just another scammer using Collarchat as some form of a "de facto" advertisement disguised in the name of a bogus profile asking what appears to be a bogus question.



Darkfeather -> RE: What did my gf do at BDSM clubs/parties? (5/23/2013 3:55:14 AM)


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ORIGINAL: dcnovice

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That word means "holes".

That brought to mind the image of doughnut orifices.

Now I need brain bleach!

Not sure why doughnuts are so on my mind tonight.


Actually, aren't doughnut holes Munchkins? So wouldn't that call up a whole different set of brain bleach needin' images...



ResidentSadist -> RE: What did my gf do at BDSM clubs/parties? (5/23/2013 4:20:06 AM)

To be honest, many public dungeons do not allow sexual contact in the club. That is why all the little shibari sluts have to go outside the club in the parking lot to blow their Doms in gratitude. You asked if she was walking around naked . . . LMAO, of course she was, she's a shibari slut. Have you ever seen a shibari bondage picture? Was she fully clothed, of course not.

Shibari is a lot of work for the Top and they don't really get anything out of it. There is no contact or gratification from it so it takes a real slutty slut, an expert dick sucker or a girl with a girlfriend that will both bang you to get a guy to go though all that rope work. Basically, your girl is the at the bottom of the ladder as far as sluts go . . . she's a rope slut and even strangers know she's good for a blow if they have enough rope.

How can you pick up a rope slut and then come here and ask us if she is slut? Yes, your GF, her GF and their Dom all used to hump like bunnies. One girl was tea baggin' while the other was deep throating. Why would he bother having a pair of sluts if he wasn't gonna use them sexually. The thing you gotta' ask yourself is why she won't share her GF with you like she did their old Dom?



Politesub53 -> RE: What did my gf do at BDSM clubs/parties? (5/23/2013 4:23:25 AM)

Gotta love spam.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anwy2MPT5RE



Rasciallymisty -> RE: What did my gf do at BDSM clubs/parties? (5/23/2013 4:52:10 AM)

Notes the op has not returned but posted his ad three times in hopes we would all read it :( [sm=Groaner.gif]

misty



TheLilSquaw -> RE: What did my gf do at BDSM clubs/parties? (5/23/2013 5:09:02 AM)


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ORIGINAL: dcnovice

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She got fucked in any and/or all of her orifices.

Not the ears, I hope.


Ear sex is hot I am told!




ResidentSadist -> RE: What did my gf do at BDSM clubs/parties? (5/23/2013 5:11:54 AM)

I been doing it wrong, I thought they said "rear" . . . you're supposed to put it in her ear?



TheLilSquaw -> RE: What did my gf do at BDSM clubs/parties? (5/23/2013 5:13:27 AM)


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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

I been doing it wrong, I thought they said "rear" . . . you're supposed to put it in her ear?


Yes! In the ear not the REAR. Lol
See this way both tech. stay virgins and a guy with a pinkie toe for a penis can bring a woman some gratification. Lmfcao



MasterSadric -> RE: What did my gf do at BDSM clubs/parties? (5/23/2013 7:24:07 AM)


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ORIGINAL: dcnovice

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What did my gf do at BDSM clubs/parties?


This is a case for the Silent Stalker app, exclusively for the iPhone 69.

7:18 | Arrived, checked coat.

7:22 | Powdered nose.

7:29 | Chatted with acquaintances, caught up on club gossip.

8:01 | Discussed difficulty of finding twue dominants with fellow subs.

8:24 | Began eating complimentary doughnut.

8:26 | Paused as unknown male said, "I love to see a BBW with a healthy appetite."

8:27 | Threw away remainder of doughnut.

8:29 | Strolled perimeter of play space, attempting eye contact with attractive doms.

8:37 | Spotted young, handsome dom who did not appear to live in his mother's basement.

8:41 | Struck up conversation.

8:43 | Took heart at his apparent eagerness to talk.

8:46 | Learned he was gay and was mainly interested in learning where she'd bought her boots.

8:48 | Told him and moved on.

8:51 | Murmured "Fuck it!" under her breath and got another doughnut.

8:52 | Ate doughnut with a vengeance.

8:57 | Perked up on seeing a former play partner enter the club.

9:02 | Sashayed (slowly so as not to appear overeager) toward him.

9:09 | Exchanged greetings with him.

9:12 | Feigned interest as he showed off new tattoo, depicting Queen Victoria in bondage.

9:15 | Tried to laugh convincingly as he said, "Between my bicep and my dick, I've reunited Victoria and Albert!"

9:17 | At his request, took Android photo of the tattoo for him to post on Facebook.

9:19 | Drew the line at photographing "Albert."

9:23 | Politely disengaged and wandered off.

9:27 | Got doughnut.

Here, alas, the record ends. My phone lost its charge, so no more Silent Stalking that night. Sorry!





Thank GOD I wasn't drinking coffee when I read this! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!



VideoAdminChi -> RE: What did my gf do at BDSM clubs/parties? (5/23/2013 7:43:08 AM)

FR,

I have removed the spammy links but am letting the thread stay for comedic value.



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