FrostedFlake
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ORIGINAL: DesFIP
The universe gives you what you need, not what you want. Which is what I tell The Man when he rants and raves about traffic. He'll stop getting caught in weird traffic jams when (if) he learns patience. From what I can tell, it's not going to happen soon.
But where did the Universe come from?
I don't mean just this one. I mean all of 'em. Except of course, the one GOD was spinning his wheels in, bored to tears. It was, you see, a case of knowing everything that had ever happened or ever would coupled with the problem of having no one to talk it over with. But things were not so bad because GOD knew what to do about it. We just went over that.
What? No. I don't know where the Universe GOD started out in came from. Presumably, someone created it. But that's another thread.
So, early one late July mid afternoon, GOD got busy.
Get your minds out of the gutter, people. We already talked about GOD being alone, so we all know what you're thinking. So knock it off!
What was I talking about? Oh, yeah. GOD. Trying to entertain himself.
How does an all powerful, all knowing, ever present, hopelessly bored and lonely deity fix that? He blows himself (itself) up. Into LITTLE TINY BITS. Each just the size it takes to fill up a Bullfrog. Or a fly. Naturally, it's pretty exciting for a Bullfrog to meet a Fly. And considerably more exciting for a Fly to meet a Bullfrog. So, you see how this addresses the bored and lonely problem.
There is a lot more where this came from. But, I wouldn't want to bore you.
ETA : BOLD
< Message edited by FrostedFlake -- 5/24/2013 7:01:26 PM >
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