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LookieNoNookie -> Why can't I?............... (5/30/2013 3:13:07 PM)
.......have what I want? I make between 7 and 9 bucks an hour (and I save easily 6 - 8% of every check...except when the lotto is in excess of 3 million....then I spend as needed, proportionately), my Pinto SW is paid for (tires are in great shape...rims have a few cuts and dents, but that's to be expected with a '73), I've lived in the same 2 bedroom apartment (yeah...that's right....TWO bedrooms!) for well over 14 years (so...I'm fucking stable!), and I have all my own hair (less of it than some years back but...what's left is all mine!) and....all my own teeth....admittedly, some are in a photobook.....but in those photos...those are my teeth! So...why can't I find the Domme of my dreams?????

Spiritedsub2 -> RE: Why can't I?............... (5/30/2013 3:54:16 PM)
Can you describe the Domme of your dreams?

LookieNoNookie -> RE: Why can't I?............... (5/30/2013 5:02:23 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Spiritedsub2 Can you describe the Domme of your dreams? Extremely large tata's, likes to wear neoprene, has a 75K MasterCard with 65K left on it.

Spiritedsub2 -> RE: Why can't I?............... (5/30/2013 6:12:41 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie quote: ORIGINAL: Spiritedsub2 Can you describe the Domme of your dreams? Extremely large tata's, likes to wear neoprene, has a 75K MasterCard with 65K left on it. Shall I assume the neoprene is non-negotiable?

SDFemDom4cuck -> RE: Why can't I?............... (5/30/2013 6:26:16 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie .......have what I want? I make between 7 and 9 bucks an hour (and I save easily 6 - 8% of every check...except when the lotto is in excess of 3 million....then I spend as needed, proportionately), my Pinto SW is paid for (tires are in great shape...rims have a few cuts and dents, but that's to be expected with a '73), I've lived in the same 2 bedroom apartment (yeah...that's right....TWO bedrooms!) for well over 14 years (so...I'm fucking stable!), and I have all my own hair (less of it than some years back but...what's left is all mine!) and....all my own teeth....admittedly, some are in a photobook.....but in those photos...those are my teeth! So...why can't I find the Domme of my dreams????? Sigh....we've had this conversation about a thousand times over the years peewee. It's because it isn't about you. GASP! Have a Peachy kind of Day there Punkin Blossom.

angelikaJ -> RE: Why can't I?............... (5/30/2013 6:36:29 PM)
I think it might be because you are too independent: you should be living in your parent's basement.

TheHeretic -> RE: Why can't I?............... (5/30/2013 6:46:49 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie why can't I find the Domme of my dreams????? Could it be because you think it's a domme you are looking for, instead of an experienced, freaky, middle-aged sub who will service top?

SDFemDom4cuck -> RE: Why can't I?............... (5/30/2013 6:48:24 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: TheHeretic quote: ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie why can't I find the Domme of my dreams????? Could it be because you think it's a domme you are looking for, instead of an experienced, freaky, middle-aged sub who will service top? Bing Bing Bing. We Have a Winnah ladies and gentlemen. Winner, Winner, Chicken Dinner. You Sir, are on the money with this answer. I could kiss you!

DaddySatyr -> RE: Why can't I?............... (5/30/2013 7:03:16 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie So...why can't I find the Domme of my dreams????? They hide and you have to sneak up on 'em. Peace and comfort, Michael

LookieNoNookie -> RE: Why can't I?............... (5/31/2013 2:52:43 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SDFemDom4cuck quote: ORIGINAL: TheHeretic quote: ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie why can't I find the Domme of my dreams????? Could it be because you think it's a domme you are looking for, instead of an experienced, freaky, middle-aged sub who will service top? Bing Bing Bing. We Have a Winnah ladies and gentlemen. Winner, Winner, Chicken Dinner. You Sir, are on the money with this answer. I could kiss you! Stop that shit!!!! I saw you first!!!!

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