jlf1961
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Joined: 6/10/2008 From: Somewhere Texas Status: offline
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I have it on good authority that President Obama, with input from Romney, has had the NIH working on an RFID chip with gps tracking and the ability to transmit what you are saying, seeing and hearing to a top secret NWO facility hidden under the Disney theme parks in Florida. Another type of RFID chips will be put in all citizens of the rest of the nations on the planet, this chip will be designed to cause these people to riot violently over any issue, including the appearance of a new grumpy cat meme. The chip will constantly beam targeting coordinates to the missile launch systems of the US nuclear arsenal and the orbiting 20 terrawatt laser satellites in order to eliminate anti government right wing and left wing hard liners leaving a population of willing slaves who have no political leanings what so ever. The implementation of this system will coincide with the threat of a US military man made virus that will necessitate mass vaccinations. While the vaccine will already be stored in biomedical warehouses, the US government will make constant claims that work is being done by the CDC on a vaccine for a few months, allowing a substantial number of the world's population to laugh until they die of pissing their bodily fluids away from constant urinary output over a period of 45 minutes. I discovered this threat to the population after participating in a sweat lodge ceremony which included eating fried mushrooms, and drinking a tea made from jimsonweed. I also had interesting conversations with a talking wolf, bear, turtle and a self righteous prick of a bald eagle who seemed to think that he knew more about flying than the Wright Brothers. Strangely enough the animals were wearing tie dyed grateful dead t shirts and had Tommy Chong glass smoking pipes. I do not think they were smoking tobacco.
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Boy, it sure would be nice if we had some grenades, don't you think? You cannot control who comes into your life, but you can control which airlock you throw them out of. Paranoid Paramilitary Gun Loving Conspiracy Theorist AND EQUAL OPPORTUNI
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