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For those who wont! Now, they have no excuse! - 6/4/2013 6:32:30 AM

tazzygirl

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Masque breath strips!

Yes, Ladies and Gentlement, now there is no excuse to not give your man what he desires!

Orally-dissolvable gel strips that not only pack a huge burst of flavor, but also improve your bedroom experience by enhancing the act of fellatio and concealing the taste of semen. Consider it the spark to ignite your sexual fire.

Comes in Strawberry, Chocolate, Watermelon and Mango!

Simply peel back the foil package, place the strip on your tongue prior to going down on your man, and get ready to experience up to fifteen minutes of mind-blowing, confidence-boosting pleasure.

How is this different?

While the refreshing mintiness and delicious flavors of Sexual Flavors may seem reminiscent of those products, the similarities end there. Masque spent two years and tested dozens of versions to develop a product that completely blocks the salt, bitter and protein flavors associated with seminal fluid to the taste receptors. Sexual Flavors doesn’t overwhelm the flavor or cover it in the way a mint does. It does not combine flavors in the way a flavored lube might. It completely conceals the tastes and provides a refreshing flavor combined with mint in its place. Many of our customers tell us that this is truly a revolution in this arena.

And Ladies... zero calories!

Gluten free!

And, gentlemen, you arent left out!

Because vaginal secretions are also composed of primarily salt and bitter flavors similar in composition to seminal fluid, the product works perfectly on women as well. In fact, numerous women have reported enjoying the sensation while it was used on them—particularly the mint undertone in each flavor, which is also a mild tingle.

Think I am kidding?

http://yourmasque.com/about

(No, I havent tried them myself, I dont have an issue with the taste of cum!)

So, get those lips ready to work!

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RE: For those who wont! Now, they have no excuse! - 6/4/2013 10:24:58 AM

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No thanks, his semen is still incredibly thick and nasty textured, l so unless these change that too, I will not be sucking him off.

Though if my issue was just taste alone, I'd give these a try!

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RE: For those who wont! Now, they have no excuse! - 6/4/2013 10:32:43 AM

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Ordered a free sample, just because I happen to be a free-sample-slut.

Don't really have a problem with the taste of semen though, what I have a problem with is how it upsets my stomach after swallowing.

But at $10 for 3 strips, even if they help to prevent that, I'll still spit. I'm not spending $15 a week on blow jobs!

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RE: For those who wont! Now, they have no excuse! - 6/4/2013 10:38:05 AM

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Can it prevent cancer? That's what I really, really want to know.

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RE: For those who wont! Now, they have no excuse! - 6/4/2013 12:40:07 PM

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I'm curious how someone gets the job as a taste tester!

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RE: For those who wont! Now, they have no excuse! - 6/4/2013 12:43:39 PM

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Line out the door volunteers

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RE: For those who wont! Now, they have no excuse! - 6/4/2013 1:21:29 PM

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If something changes the taste of pussy, I'm all for fucking outlawing it.

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RE: For those who wont! Now, they have no excuse! - 6/4/2013 2:25:34 PM

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The last three comments made me LOL.

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RE: For those who wont! Now, they have no excuse! - 6/4/2013 3:03:06 PM

tj444

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omg why?.. why?.. why? just feed the dude pineapple juice instead of a gastly chemical concockshun..

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RE: For those who wont! Now, they have no excuse! - 6/12/2013 10:26:27 PM

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Oh my God, the strip was fabulous! Not only did I let him cum in my mouth, I licked him clean, I sometimes suffer through him cumming in my mouth, but no w a y in he'll I'd willingly lick him clean after, and tonight I did. I spent about 5 minutes licking his cock and balls. He practically had to rip me off.

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RE: For those who wont! Now, they have no excuse! - 6/13/2013 5:20:21 AM

garyFLR

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Now if they could invent a strip that made kissing the bosses' arse more palatable, I'm sure all nations would rise up & award Masque Breath Strip days!

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RE: For those who wont! Now, they have no excuse! - 6/13/2013 5:58:52 AM

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..and if the guy cant keep a hard on- you still had a treat!! lol

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RE: For those who wont! Now, they have no excuse! - 6/13/2013 11:12:43 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: UllrsIshtar

Ordered a free sample, just because I happen to be a free-sample-slut.

Don't really have a problem with the taste of semen though, what I have a problem with is how it upsets my stomach after swallowing.

But at $10 for 3 strips, even if they help to prevent that, I'll still spit. I'm not spending $15 a week on blow jobs!

$15 works out to 4 1/2 blowjobs. Can someone help me out there, I am confused.

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RE: For those who wont! Now, they have no excuse! - 6/13/2013 11:39:03 AM

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quote:

Ordered a free sample, just because I happen to be a free-sample-slut.

Did you need to give a credit card for this free sample? If so, don't forget to cancel your "trial membership" otherwise you will get products delivered on "auto ship."

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RE: For those who wont! Now, they have no excuse! - 6/13/2013 11:41:21 AM

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quote:

I'm curious how someone gets the job as a taste tester!

At my company, if we don't get enough volunteers to assist Product Development, we offer bribes.

ETA - peeps test at home, lol.

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RE: For those who wont! Now, they have no excuse! - 6/13/2013 8:58:35 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: thishereboi

$15 works out to 4 1/2 blowjobs. Can someone help me out there, I am confused.

His mother showed up unexpectedly halfway through. And she has a key.

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RE: For those who wont! Now, they have no excuse! - 6/13/2013 9:03:30 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: LittleGirlHeart

Oh my God, the strip was fabulous! Not only did I let him cum in my mouth, I licked him clean, I sometimes suffer through him cumming in my mouth, but no w a y in he'll I'd willingly lick him clean after, and tonight I did. I spent about 5 minutes licking his cock and balls. He practically had to rip me off.

Wait? You tried this? And it worked???

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Telling me to take Midol wont help your butthurt.
RIP, my demon-child 5-16-11
Duchess of Dissent 1
Dont judge me because I sin differently than you.
If you want it sugar coated, dont ask me what i think! It would violate TOS.

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RE: For those who wont! Now, they have no excuse! - 6/13/2013 9:04:35 PM

tazzygirl

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~FR

LOL I forgot I even posted this. Omg.. you guys are nuts! Too funny!

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Telling me to take Midol wont help your butthurt.
RIP, my demon-child 5-16-11
Duchess of Dissent 1
Dont judge me because I sin differently than you.
If you want it sugar coated, dont ask me what i think! It would violate TOS.

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RE: For those who wont! Now, they have no excuse! - 6/14/2013 3:21:43 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: pahunkboy

..and if the guy cant keep a hard on- you still had a treat!! lol

!

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RE: For those who wont! Now, they have no excuse! - 6/14/2013 6:15:50 PM

thishereboi

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quote:

ORIGINAL: DesFIP

quote:

ORIGINAL: thishereboi

$15 works out to 4 1/2 blowjobs. Can someone help me out there, I am confused.

His mother showed up unexpectedly halfway through. And she has a key.

lol, yea that would do it.

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