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RE: CollarMe Christmas list - 7/1/2006 12:57:12 PM   
crouchingtigress


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*sounds the static* ..... Wulfchylde ..... I am your father .... roflmfao


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RE: CollarMe Christmas list - 7/1/2006 1:06:12 PM   
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RE: CollarMe Christmas list - 7/1/2006 1:23:43 PM   
missgiveNTake


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is my two tits pierced,
my two tits pierced,
my two tits pierced!

Gee, if I could only
have my two tits pierced,
then I would wish you
"Merry Titmas."



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RE: CollarMe Christmas list - 7/1/2006 1:25:52 PM   
impishlilhellcat


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Status: offline 		I wonder if you sit on Santa's lap and sing that if you'll get what you want.. Or maybe being nawty factors into that.

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RE: CollarMe Christmas list - 7/1/2006 1:31:24 PM   
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ORIGINAL: missgiveNTake

All I want for Christmas
is my two tits pierced,
my two tits pierced,
my two tits pierced!

Gee, if I could only
have my two tits pierced,
then I would wish you
"Merry Titmas."




OMG!!!! That was goooood!

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RE: CollarMe Christmas list - 7/1/2006 1:35:04 PM   
crouchingtigress


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ORIGINAL: impishlilhellcat

I wonder if you sit on Santa's lap and sing that if you'll get what you want.. Or maybe being nawty factors into that.


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RE: CollarMe Christmas list - 7/1/2006 1:37:08 PM   
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RE: CollarMe Christmas list - 7/1/2006 1:38:52 PM   
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ORIGINAL: crouchingtigress

well if Tamer was the santa whos lap it was you would get somthin' alright!
 
 


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ORIGINAL: impishlilhellcat

lmfao I think just about any guy would be happy to be Santa.

I wonder if you sit on Santa's lap and sing that if you'll get what you want.. Or maybe being nawty factors into that.


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RE: CollarMe Christmas list - 7/1/2006 1:41:48 PM   
missgiveNTake


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Status: offline 		Well who ever Santa is? I hope I get what I want. I'm not asking for much am I?

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RE: CollarMe Christmas list - 7/1/2006 1:48:40 PM   
impishlilhellcat


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RE: CollarMe Christmas list - 7/1/2006 1:56:00 PM   
Tamerofwild1s


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RE: CollarMe Christmas list - 7/1/2006 1:58:38 PM   
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RE: CollarMe Christmas list - 7/1/2006 2:04:04 PM   
missgiveNTake


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I cracked my whip on Johnny's back;
Somebody snitched on me.
I did a dog in sister's bed;
Somebody snitched on me.
 
I spilled some wax on Sally's tit;
I made Tommy pee on me;
Bought some fun with a penny slug;
Somebody snitched on me. 

Oh, I'm gettin' a nuttin' for Christmas
Mommy and Daddy are glad.
I'm getting a nuttin' for Christmas'
Cause I ain't been a nuttin' my hag. 

I put a tack in teacher's rear
somebody snitched on me.
I pierced a nipple and Susie's hood
somebody snitched on me.
I did a dance on Tommy's nuts
whipped a slut and tore her pants
Filled her mouth full of cum
somebody snitched on me. 

So, I'm gettin' a nuttin' for Christmas
Mommy and Daddy are glad.
I'm gettin' a nuttin' for Christmas'
Cause I ain't been a nuttin' my hag. 

I’ll be peeing on Santa Claus;
Somebody snitched on me.
He will cum all over me because
Somebody snitched on me.

Next year I'll be good’n straight;
Next year I'll be fine, just wait
I'd start now, but it's too late;
Somebody snitched on me. 

So you better be glad whatever you do'
Cause if you're bad,
I'm warning you,
You'll get a nuttin' for Christmas.

< Message edited by missgiveNTake -- 7/1/2006 2:07:32 PM >

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RE: CollarMe Christmas list - 7/1/2006 5:27:30 PM   
LaTigresse


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RE: CollarMe Christmas list - 7/2/2006 3:14:22 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Tamerofwild1s

I can't beSanta ..... I cum more then once a day .. errrr I mean year


To clarify; Scooter Clause cums more tham once a year, once a day, once every few hours whenever possible. He only comes down your chimney once a year.

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ORIGINAL: missgiveNTake

Maybe this song will work???


Applause, applause, magnificent work! I shall speak to Scooter Clause about your wish.

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RE: CollarMe Christmas list - 7/2/2006 3:48:30 PM   
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If it fit's in a toaster, i can cook it.

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RE: CollarMe Christmas list - 7/2/2006 4:16:58 PM   
missgiveNTake


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I'm gonna get my Christmas wish.

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RE: CollarMe Christmas list - 7/2/2006 4:31:10 PM   
Vendaval


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Status: offline 		Well, with all the creative songs showing up here, how about
bawdy Holly Day song contest and sing-a-long?

Plus a contest for home made mead and ale, Holly Day
cookies and treats, sausages, cheese logs, and best roasted
goose, ham, beef, etc.
 
We could have a hurling contest for fruit cakes, since they
never get eaten and get re-gifted every year to un-suspecting
relatives.
 
There could also be costume contests for the naughtiest
neglige and pjs and a real sled pulled by slaves in reindeer
gear rather than pony gear.  Hey, it's a privelege to be
Rudolph and have a nose that lights up!
 
Who was it that sang "Santa Baby"?  Was it Marilyn Monroe
or Madonna? 
 
Deck the halls with naked slaves, fa-la-la-la-la.....
 
Vendaval

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RE: CollarMe Christmas list - 7/2/2006 4:35:23 PM   
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If it fit's in a toaster, i can cook it.

Buying 10 item's or less is not shopping !!

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RE: CollarMe Christmas list - 7/2/2006 4:40:56 PM   
twicehappy


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*singz* all i want for christmas is you


ME? Lol, are you sure?

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