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jlf1961 -> What has happend in the 2 1/2 hours sense I was woke uip. (6/7/2013 5:28:49 AM)
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My dogs, at 5 am, decided that everyone in the house had slept long enough, including my niece who did not get off work until 3AM.
Now in my semi comatose state, I seem to notice some of the strangest things.
1) Blue, the rescue pup I recently adopted who is pit/lab mix cannot wait for you to pour the water into the bowl before getting a drink, he tries to bite the water in mid air.
2) There seems to be a number of sub/slave profiles that state "no picture, no reply." This would make more sense if they had pictures of their faces or any pictures on their profile.
3) When the dogs woke everyone up, Damian my 16 month old great nephew decided that he no longer wanted to sleep with mommy, so he grabbed his blankey, his bottle and promptly walked his happy little ass into my room, crawled up on the bed and went back to sleep... in a position that makes it impossible for anyone else to lay down.
4) Birds are too fucking cheerful in the morning.
5) You do not have coffee in the morning if you program the coffee pot to turn on at 5 in the afternoon.
6) Princess was entirely too easy to give her eyedrops this morning, and I found out why... she ripped off a lethal fart while I was performing the procedure.
7) The grays (cliche aliens that abduct people) evidently come to my house after everyone has gone to bed, and drink pepsi, leaving half empty glasses on the table.
8) I have 9 emails from some body that wants to sell me health insurance with a low monthly premium of $450.00 a month, and this is the discounted rate for people on a fixed income.
9) Everytime I turn on my tv the closed captioning is on, and I aint deaf...
10) Just because you feed the dogs, and take care of the dogs, and love on the dogs does not mean they will cook breakfast.
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