RE: Creative "first" messages - just a shadow

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Mellissande -> RE: Creative "first" messages - just a shadow (6/15/2013 7:24:12 PM)
quote: Your profile says you are bi-sexual. My wife and I are looking for a bi-woman to join us to be a slave in a three-way. We thought you would be good, but then we saw how F*CKING obese you are. Lose some weight, you PIG and then contact me / us for a better life than you have now. ------------ Remember that THIS ^^^ is a creative first message. Pretty good, huh? ----------------- That would be hilarious! Except that I have actually received a message eerily similar to this one. Threw me for a loop lol

WinsomeDefiance -> RE: Creative "first" messages - just a shadow (6/19/2013 3:26:39 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Mellissande quote: Your profile says you are bi-sexual. My wife and I are looking for a bi-woman to join us to be a slave in a three-way. We thought you would be good, but then we saw how F*CKING obese you are. Lose some weight, you PIG and then contact me / us for a better life than you have now. ------------ Remember that THIS ^^^ is a creative first message. Pretty good, huh? ----------------- That would be hilarious! Except that I have actually received a message eerily similar to this one. Threw me for a loop lol I've received a few similarly worded first emails like that too. I'm just depressed that those old messages scrolled off my list of read mail before I lost my weight and now I can't contact them.

LanceHughes -> RE: Creative "first" messages - just a shadow (6/19/2013 3:33:10 PM)
Winsome - are you saying YOU are THE unicorn? OMG! Actually, you should be glad that you can't contact them - well maybe to rub their faces in.... wait, Lance.... this is not going well. Seriously, such people are to be ignored.

WinsomeDefiance -> RE: Creative "first" messages - just a shadow (6/19/2013 3:37:39 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LanceHughes Winsome - are you saying YOU are THE unicorn? OMG! Actually, you should be glad that you can't contact them - well maybe to rub their faces in.... wait, Lance.... this is not going well. Seriously, such people are to be ignored. HaH! I WAS that elusive unicorn, way back before I knew how rare I was. I kick myself now, because damn I could have really leveraged all that power! I was just kidding about wanting to get in touch with them. Most of what I say is tongue-in-cheek, the rest is me biting my tongue and saying nothing.

LanceHughes -> RE: Creative "first" messages - just a shadow (6/19/2013 8:54:12 PM)
So, your creative first message could have been.... (to a bi-couple) ============================== All right, listen up. I'm just what you are looking for - the third person / second woman. But let's get one thing straight from the get-go. Mr. High-n-Mighty-Dom is really driving this whole unicorn thing 'cause he wants the three-way sex, right? Mrs. Sub-High-n-Mighty is doing the kink thing 'cause she's afraid of the big 'D' (Divorce.) Right? Mr. says "Let's do a three-way." Mrs. says "But only if she agrees to be a slave." So I say to you Mr. H-n-M, "You get your three-way, but ONLY if you get the Mrs. to back down off the slave requirement." And to the Mrs. "Dump him. You'll probably get the house. Actually I'm a divorce lawyer and we can make him REALLY pay since he 'does' all those terrible things to you." ===================== Is that what you meant by "leverage?" BWWWAAAAAHHHHHH hahahahah !

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