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theRose4U -> RE: lady friends question (6/16/2013 10:58:19 AM)


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ORIGINAL: BONERR

how can a male be a lesbian...i am not sure what she meant..i quess i will find out when i chat next time.....

Same way a man can be a dinosaur. Latin species lickalottapus
She's indirectly asking for cyber which in my mind means its actually another dude!




SomethingCatchy -> RE: lady friends question (6/16/2013 3:48:42 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Dreamless

My word, how much KY did it take to get her in there? I find the whole "lesbian in a man's body" thing to be insulting to genuine queers. I would ask her what she means.


The idea that there is a GENUINE queer makes me laugh. Care to relate your definition? I'm still trying to figure out what the hell people mean since it doesn't seem to mean 'those gay folk' anymore.




Politesub53 -> RE: lady friends question (6/16/2013 5:09:22 PM)

I dont think there is any lesbian in me, but I am happy to be in any lesbian. [8D]

Yeah yeah a cheap shot.......but it`s past my bedtime.




EllaWolf -> RE: lady friends question (6/16/2013 5:23:02 PM)

Message me please :)




Politesub53 -> RE: lady friends question (6/17/2013 8:48:29 AM)


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ORIGINAL: PeonForHer

To be serious, I'd imagine something similar. And/or that it was her way of trying to get the OP to relate to her - maybe in general, or maybe particularly sexually - in a more sensitive, empathetic way. For instance, one would imagine that a lesbian, unlike perhaps a het male, would know exactly where to find a clitoris and what to do with it once located.


Peon my old mate. I have highlighted the pertinent part.

As for locating the clitoris, why do you think they invented sat-navs ? Take my advice though and dont get one at Argos, whilst they are fine for finding said clitoris, and the general area. They never seem to locate the G spot and sometimes even lead you up the wrong entry. For perfection you need to buy one from Halfords.

Hope this helps...[;)]




Charles6682 -> RE: lady friends question (6/17/2013 9:34:20 AM)

[sm=LMAO.gif] Nothing else for me to say




LookieNoNookie -> RE: lady friends question (6/17/2013 5:06:44 PM)


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ORIGINAL: BONERR

i was chatting with a lady about my age, 50+....she asked me if i could describe the lesbian in me...i have not yet answered her...what does she mean by this?


I tried to describe the lesbian in me once....I stumbled over every word that had an M, S and V in it.

I had to sign off...I felt bad for the person who really wanted to know.




PeonForHer -> RE: lady friends question (6/18/2013 2:38:03 PM)


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ORIGINAL: EllaWolf

Message me please :)


No. :)




PeonForHer -> RE: lady friends question (6/18/2013 3:06:19 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Politesub53


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ORIGINAL: PeonForHer

To be serious, I'd imagine something similar. And/or that it was her way of trying to get the OP to relate to her - maybe in general, or maybe particularly sexually - in a more sensitive, empathetic way. For instance, one would imagine that a lesbian, unlike perhaps a het male, would know exactly where to find a clitoris and what to do with it once located.


Peon my old mate. I have highlighted the pertinent part.

As for locating the clitoris, why do you think they invented sat-navs ? Take my advice though and dont get one at Argos, whilst they are fine for finding said clitoris, and the general area. They never seem to locate the G spot and sometimes even lead you up the wrong entry. For perfection you need to buy one from Halfords.

Hope this helps...[;)]




Sod it. Next time I dive south I'm just going to staple on a couple of signposts.




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