jlf1961
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Hunk I have been preaching about the cat conspiracy for months.
The neighbor's cats get into the crawl space and rip up the insulation, they do this because I own dogs. I have watched them destroy my sister's rose bushes, they infiltrate my garden and eat the herbs and spices I have planted.
My neighbor even has one big tom cat that terrorizes the emus he is raising.
I mean it dude, one morning you are going to wake up in a alien lab with your cat grinning at you while the lizard people probe your various orifices, before they turn you into a mindless slave to work for one thing, the comfort of your masters.
In fact, I bet you are already partially under their control. I bet you clean the litter box because if you dont, the cat will just do his thing anywhere in the house.
You know, my dogs actually let me know when they want out to go to the bathroom. Now, granted I have a new puppy (a rescue) that is just learning, and most of the time he has no problems, but their are times when he has accidents.
My dogs do not demand to be fed on their schedule, they work with mine. My dogs are actually happy when I come home, does your cat greet you with anything more than a look that basically says, "So, you have returned, now worship me!"
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