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jlf1961 -> I think that time travel will be perfected in the next 20 to 25 years. (6/18/2013 1:25:21 AM)

I did not post this in eye candy for a few reasons.

The woman is attractive, dont get me wrong, however there are a number of anomalies that I spotted in the photo.

First the TV.

It is clearly a curved picture tube in the tv, do they still make curved front picture tubes? I have not seen one since about 96, so by my calculations, the picture could be as much as 17 Years old.

Now the shoes she is wearing, my mother had shoes like that when I was a kid, so they are at least 48 years out of style.

In front of the tv there appears to be a smurf, some animal, and some cartoon character, and the cabinet the tv is on seems to be well out of style.

Now I am not sure, but it looks like there is a vcr on the table with the shiny table clothe, as well as a mixture of what appears to be christmas items.

Finally, she seems unusually intently interested in a beaded necklace, while she is being photographed nude, this makes me think that the photographer is invisible and so is the camera, which indicates that the photographer is wearing clothing made of meta materials that actually works like Harry Potter's cloak.

Since meta material technology is not good enough to actually make the wearer so invisible as to be undetectable, this indicates the photographer is from a year sometime in the future, maybe as early as 2030.

I mean the anomalies in this picture are clear proof of time travel.... or maybe I need to go to sleep since I have been up since sunday morning.

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jlf1961 -> RE: I think that time travel will be perfected in the next 20 to 25 years. (6/18/2013 1:26:53 AM)

Damn picture did not upload.

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Mellissande -> RE: I think that time travel will be perfected in the next 20 to 25 years. (6/18/2013 7:01:45 AM)

......... I still have a VCR and tube tv... And smurf figurines... I guess I lose lol




LanceHughes -> RE: I think that time travel will be perfected in the next 20 to 25 years. (6/18/2013 11:12:16 AM)

She is obviously from before the term "fag hag" was invented.

OMG, my eyes hurt as they scan from lace curtains to plaid throw rug to the the fake-Jaquard throw on the sofa. I can only imagine (and really don't want to) what upholstery IS on the sofa that she felt she had to cover it. Given the cheap TV cabinet, I'm thinking the sofa might be a Thrift Shop purchase.

And do NOT get me started on the wall-paper. Probably put up by the landlord since the electrical runway is over it. So the apartment itself is quite old - check the radiators. But, but where does that electrical runway go? What is the ceiling material?

I vote for time-travel - and the MAIN reason is that this is a COLOR photo taken WAY before color photographs. LOL!

P.S. I truly thank you jif1961 for NOT putting this in eye-candy. Even though I'm a gay man, I can certainly appreciate the female form. (After all, Lance was married to - as we gays say - a real woman.)




KomendantSNOW -> RE: I think that time travel will be perfected in the next 20 to 25 years. (6/18/2013 11:15:58 AM)

Looks like a photo from Serbia, present day. Or maybe Kazakhstan?




freedomdwarf1 -> RE: I think that time travel will be perfected in the next 20 to 25 years. (6/18/2013 11:32:28 AM)

That looks like most bedsits I have been in. lol.

The room I rented only 5 years ago was just like that!




jlf1961 -> RE: I think that time travel will be perfected in the next 20 to 25 years. (6/18/2013 11:33:27 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: freedomdwarf1

That looks like most bedsits I have been in. lol.

The room I rented only 5 years ago was just like that!




And what era did you actually travel to five years ago?




LanceHughes -> RE: I think that time travel will be perfected in the next 20 to 25 years. (6/18/2013 11:40:52 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: KomendantSNOW
Looks like a photo from Serbia, present day. Or maybe Kazakhstan?

^^^ This. And a wealthy woman at that.

ETA: And of course, there are no fags in Siberia, so there can NOT be "fag hags."




LanceHughes -> RE: I think that time travel will be perfected in the next 20 to 25 years. (6/18/2013 9:32:52 PM)

At the very least, she could get the drapes to match the wallpaper.
The seller of these curtains on etsy.com had no knowledge of the age of the curtains.

[image]http://img2.etsystatic.com/000/0/5521550/il_570xN.196184582.jpg[/image]





ETA: Well, at least HER carpet matches HER drapes. LOL




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