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I have seen it all, and I am convinced that human socie... - 6/20/2013 7:48:53 PM

jlf1961

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Look, conspiracy theories about flight 800, HARP, 9/11, Cats trying to rule the planet I can accept, I dont agree with them and do my best to debunk them, but I accept there are paranoid delusional people who believe that New Coke was a conspiracy. (it was not a conspiracy, it was a marketing scheme.)

Now there are conspiracy theories about the birth of Kim Kardashian's baby.

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Seven Conspiracy Theories About Kim Kardashian’s Early Baby Delivery

There’s never a lack of interest in anything Kim Kardashian–related. So when the reality star gave birth to her baby girl on June 15—five weeks earlier than her reported due date—the rumors began to fly. Had the Kardashian clan pulled one over on the unsuspecting public? Was it just another publicity stunt? Did Kanye West, the baby’s father, have anything to do with it? While there are some reports that medical complications led to an early delivery, the Internet needed no proof to start spinning crazy conspiracy theories. Here are a few of the best.
Seriously?

First of all, the episode of CSI NY that she acted in and a grade Z- disaster movie she was in proved she could not act her way out of a paper bag. She got her fame from the release of a sex tape, okay she is an amateur porn star, and from the few seconds of the tape I saw, not a very good one at that.

Now she seems to have a head for business, with the boutiques her and her sisters own, and yes she appeared in playboy (complaining about the full nudity required after she did the sex tape)

Other than dating star athletes, what the hell has she done that is noteworthy? I mean she is good looking, but I have seen better, seen better on Collarme.

Now they are making up conspiracy theories about her?

God, your experiment with humanity has failed, just throw mars at us at a million miles a second please. Amen

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RE: I have seen it all, and I am convinced that human s... - 6/20/2013 9:00:19 PM

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Give it a week, and something or someone will top that. And I think a body moving at a million miles per second would just leave the Solar System. Escape velocity is 24(40KM) miles per second.

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RE: I have seen it all, and I am convinced that human s... - 6/20/2013 9:12:47 PM

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What's this I hear about stuffin Kim Kardashian into a paper bag?

If it'll help, I've six kinds of tape in my tool box.

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RE: I have seen it all, and I am convinced that human s... - 6/21/2013 4:01:40 AM

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Not interested in the K family...what is the big hoopla about them? Bo and I had Lizard and I was not married to him but I made sure she got his name. I had to go through lap surgery to burn some lesions from the endo in order to get pregnant...

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RE: I have seen it all, and I am convinced that human s... - 6/21/2013 5:20:40 AM

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I heard she named her baby "north west"

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