Marc2b
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The Shakespeare version: If I was a submissive: As You Like it... in my pants. When I'm feeling insecure: Much Ado About Nothing... in my pants. When I want to alleviate my insecurity: Measure for Measure... in my pants (and I get to decide where the base is). When I am feeling confidant again: The Merry Wives of Windsor... in my pants. If I were homosexual: Two Gentlemen of Verona... in my pants. Actually, there is a long list of Shakespeare plays that could qualify. Henry IV in my pants, Henry V in my pants, etc, etc. When I get interrupted while receiving a blow job : Love's Labor's Lost... in my pants. And finally, when everything goes right: A Midsummer Night's Dream... in my pants.
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