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jlf1961 -> Inventions, or upgrades to existing products that really need to be invented (6/22/2013 5:22:01 PM)

I have a few pet peeves, and I really think that some bright individual out there could invent a system that would eliminate most of them.

A system to be integrated into a refrigerator/freezer unit that will administer a 50000 volt 2 milliamp shock to the groin of an individual who takes a few ice cubes out of an ice tray without filling the ice bucket.
I own a refrigerator that has an ice maker, which just cannot keep up with demand for ice. So I bought five ice trays to supplement the ice maker... strangely ice cubes vanish from the trays and no one knows how.

A computer upgrade that activates when a user posts something so insanely dumb the system will present an error screen informing the user that he or she is too dumb to operate a computer. The system will have a biometric id system so that it will unlock should another user log in and verifies that they are not the same person. A friend of mine suggested that the computer should explode with the force equivalent to a pound of C4, I thought that was excessive.

Are there any I have missed?




MasterCaneman -> RE: Inventions, or upgrades to existing products that really need to be invented (6/22/2013 5:59:18 PM)

No, no, those are really good ones. A pound of C4 is a tad excessive, two ounces is plenty, in my experience. What's needed is a system that requires a used to put on a device that administers mind-numbing shocks when they post something stupid. Of course, that means that the masochists will just abuse that system, but hey, it sounds like fun, right?




DesFIP -> RE: Inventions, or upgrades to existing products that really need to be invented (6/22/2013 7:48:16 PM)

http://www.homedepot.com/p/t/202105179?productId=202105179&storeId=10051&langId=-1&catalogId=10053&ci_sku=202105179&cm_mmc=shopping-_-googleads-_-pla-_-202105179&ci_gpa=pla#.UcZhntgQOIA

It's a portable ice maker. Pour a gallon of water in and tons of ice appear shortly.




jlf1961 -> RE: Inventions, or upgrades to existing products that really need to be invented (6/22/2013 8:00:07 PM)


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ORIGINAL: DesFIP

http://www.homedepot.com/p/t/202105179?productId=202105179&storeId=10051&langId=-1&catalogId=10053&ci_sku=202105179&cm_mmc=shopping-_-googleads-_-pla-_-202105179&ci_gpa=pla#.UcZhntgQOIA

It's a portable ice maker. Pour a gallon of water in and tons of ice appear shortly.



I know, but I kind of like my idea. I call it positive reinforcement.




ShaharThorne -> RE: Inventions, or upgrades to existing products that really need to be invented (6/22/2013 11:54:37 PM)

WANT!!!!




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