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LookieNoNookie -> There was a really large penis!!!!! (6/26/2013 7:56:37 PM)
RIGHT in my face (figuratively)! Where did it come from....why was it there?????? I'm afraid to sign on to CM again.......there might be a giant penis to welcome me again! I'd like to state for the record.....please don't do that again CM....I don't want to see one of those again. I have one of my own. If I step up just a little when I'm brushing my teeth in the mirror (and, I haven't showered just yet.....fog and all that), I could see my own any time I wanted to. It hasn't yet occurred to me that...that would be something I'd find a great deal of interest in....so..... Please don't do that again....ok? Thank you.

tazzygirl -> RE: There was a really large penis!!!!! (6/26/2013 8:21:01 PM)
Did you report it?

MasterCaneman -> RE: There was a really large penis!!!!! (6/26/2013 8:38:24 PM)
"What's that, sir? A picture of someone's penis in your inbox? You are aware of the nature of CollarMe, no? Well then, we'll get right on it!" >sound of mirthless laughter in the background<

LookieNoNookie -> RE: There was a really large penis!!!!! (6/26/2013 8:41:11 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: tazzygirl Did you report it? Excellent point: CM....there was a giant penis in my face within the last 45 minutes. Stop it!

tazzygirl -> RE: There was a really large penis!!!!! (6/26/2013 8:42:08 PM)
lol.. no ya nut (no pun intended)... primary photos cant be cock shots. see em, report em, staff will get rid of em... easy peasy.

MasterCaneman -> RE: There was a really large penis!!!!! (6/26/2013 8:44:34 PM)
What if they're like this one? [image]local://upfiles/1614272/44921E21BED24FE2959F80C99F312558.jpg[/image]

Determinist -> RE: There was a really large penis!!!!! (6/26/2013 11:52:05 PM)
Oh you poor thing, are you alright? It didn't getcha did it? There, there . . . patpatpat

jlf1961 -> RE: There was a really large penis!!!!! (6/26/2013 11:58:16 PM)
Maybe it was this one? [image]local://upfiles/622970/E0AF79C146D342AD9FB9659D6F2A9D94.jpg[/image]

Lucylastic -> RE: There was a really large penis!!!!! (6/27/2013 4:19:13 AM)
Or This One?[:D][:D] [image]local://upfiles/228382/4610DB454C2A47AB9A335E29F027D74D.jpg[/image]

Hillwilliam -> RE: There was a really large penis!!!!! (6/27/2013 7:12:05 AM)
You called that large? pfffffffffft

Lucylastic -> RE: There was a really large penis!!!!! (6/27/2013 7:14:17 AM)
Yeah, but lotsa men like to say that ... ______________________________________________________is 8 inches....

garyFLR -> RE: There was a really large penis!!!!! (6/27/2013 11:59:38 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lucylastic Yeah, but lotsa men like to say that ... ______________________________________________________is 8 inches.... You mean it's not 8" [:(]. Men keep telling women it is, that's why they're such abysmal parkers of cars [:D]!

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