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jlf1961 -> Considering this is more humor than P and R (6/28/2013 9:53:48 AM)

Okay we have a trial going on in Florida of a white guy who shot an unarmed African American male who was acting suspicious after dark in a mostly white neighborhood.

Now my prediction is that since it is Florida, which is technically a southern state, and there are 5 white women on a six person Jury of six women, the accused will be acquitted.

Following this, Obama's heinous plan will go into operation, well actually the plan has been going on since before the young African American was killed.

Zimmerman was actually kidnapped by government agents and brainwashed so that he would become a gung ho, over zealous neighborhood watch dude with a gun and programed to shoot a young African American walking through his neighborhood.

Phase one is complete.

Phase two was to be either, Zimmerman is not charged, and the minority community, especially the African American communities in the US were to riot.
OR
Zimmerman is charged, acquitted and that is followed by the minority communities rising up and rioting all over the country.

Phase Three:

FEMA and the available national guard troops are powerless to quill the riots and the situation esculates, congress repeals the posse comitatus act so that the President can deploy Federal troops to put down the riots. Obama is forced to recall the troops in Iraq and Afghanistan.

As the troops are deployed, secret UN military forces who have been placed in secret locations in the US since Obama was elected move in and join the Federal troops, at this point, the Illuminati takes control of the situation, placing Obama in a figure head possession, effectively removing him from power, congress is disbanded.

Phase Four

The civil unrest spreads to every country on the globe, forcing all the governments to deploy regular troops to quill the uprising, with UN troops in support.

Phase five

After allowing the civil unrest to continue for a year, drugs are introduced in the water supplies and by chem trials laid by airliners and military aircraft to float down on the unsuspecting populace.

Phase six
The world is divided into districts, each under the control of one family chosen out of the top 500 wealthiest families in the world.

Phase Seven

All the advanced technology given to the Americans by the aliens rescue at Roswell NM is brought into play, Fusion power plants, warp drive, flying cars, cures to all forms of vd of terrestrial and off world origin.

Phase Eight

Blood sports like the Hunger games (the idea was subliminally planted in the author's mind) and the return to the gladiatorial games from ancient Rome are introduced as well as Rollarball, Running Man, and a form of chess that is fatal for the loser.

Women are stripped of their rights, and put back in the household, except for the wealthy women, they are given the right to have as many boy toys as the want.

You will notice that this theory brings together every disjointed conspiracy theory being put forth in a logical way that actually makes all of them believable.



MasterCaneman -> RE: Considering this is more humor than P and R (6/28/2013 10:39:47 AM)

You need a website. And you need to liberally sprinkle the word "sheeple" around, too. That's important.



jlf1961 -> RE: Considering this is more humor than P and R (6/28/2013 10:43:00 AM)

trust me, one of the foil hat crowd will see this, decide it is prophecy and claim it as gospel, post it on a conspiracy site, it will get to Alex Jones who will declare it is his own idea and then it will come back here



ShaharThorne -> RE: Considering this is more humor than P and R (6/28/2013 11:09:33 AM)

Hell, Alex needs to hear this...go to infowars and see what he says.

As for me, I still got my guns.



HousePhoenixFire -> RE: Considering this is more humor than P and R (6/28/2013 1:18:22 PM)

I never thought all those conspiracy theories were disjointed. The only thing you left out was the part during military occupation when the Navy used their sonar weapons and the drugged and unemployed populace was put to work cleaning up dead mermaids off the beaches for food line tokens.

Mermaids, The Body Found





Hillwilliam -> RE: Considering this is more humor than P and R (6/28/2013 1:27:43 PM)

You left out the world trade center and circumsision. I'm disappointed.



Rule -> RE: Considering this is more humor than P and R (6/28/2013 2:44:18 PM)

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ORIGINAL: jlf1961
the President can deploy Federal troops to put down the riots. Obama is forced to recall the troops in Iraq and Afghanistan.

I deem it more likely that he will ask for United Nations troops and that nearly all of those troops will be supplied by China.

quote:

ORIGINAL: jlf1961
warp drive

I have no indications that humanity has invented warp drive.

ETA: I haven't. I would not know where to begin. And I have not tried yet...



DesFIP -> RE: Considering this is more humor than P and R (6/28/2013 7:16:42 PM)

Sorry, every conspiracy theorist at some point starts with the anti-Semitic ravings, blaming the Jews.
Of course as I told my son during his teenaged conspiracy phase, "After what I spent on your Bar Mitzvah, don't you dare".



jlf1961 -> RE: Considering this is more humor than P and R (6/28/2013 7:28:26 PM)

I cant blame the jews, since I am not a racist.

This theory take everything since 9/11.

Now I should add, that considering the best way to distract someone from a plan that is so outrageous is to constantly preach about the plan, so I suspect our foil hat crowd on these boards are involved somehow.



jlf1961 -> RE: Considering this is more humor than P and R (7/1/2013 5:18:06 PM)

Well I have done an inventory of my ammo supply, and considering the county I live has a population of 133,473
With a breakdown as follows:

White persons, percent, 2011 (a) 87.0% 80.9%
Black persons, percent definition and source info Black persons, percent, 2011 (a) 7.9% 12.2%
American Indian and Alaska Native persons, percent, 2011 (a) 1.0% 1.0%
Asian persons, percent definition and source info Asian persons, percent, 2011 (a) 1.7% 4.0%
Native Hawaiian and Other Pacific Islander persons, percent, 2011 (a) 0.1% 0.1%
Persons reporting two or more races, percent, 2011 2.3% 1.7%
Persons of Hispanic or Latino Origin, percent, 2011 (b) 22.6% 38.1%
White persons not Hispanic, percent, 2011 66.4% 44.8%

This means that I have no worries about running out of ammo if there are race riots. This is not because I have a lot of ammo, well I do, but not that much, it is because I live about five miles outside of town, and rioters seem to avoid the country side.

However, once Obama declares martial law and deploys Federal troops inside the US and the UN Military forces housed at secret camps all over the country join them, I plan to bug out for my hunting cabin.

If that does not happen, then I have a hell of a lot of MRE's, Gourmet Survival rations, and other normal staples, not to mention a lot of alcohol based beverages ranging in color from mild brown (whiskey) to clear.

In other words, if all hell does not break loose and the Illuminati commanded NWO forces do not take over the country, I am going to have to have one hell of a party and BBQ.



Duskypearls -> RE: Considering this is more humor than P and R (7/1/2013 5:53:52 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Rule

quote:

ORIGINAL: jlf1961
the President can deploy Federal troops to put down the riots. Obama is forced to recall the troops in Iraq and Afghanistan.

I deem it more likely that he will ask for United Nations troops and that nearly all of those troops will be supplied by China.

quote:

ORIGINAL: jlf1961
warp drive

I have no indications that humanity has invented warp drive.

ETA: I haven't. I would not know where to begin. And I have not tried yet...


And or maybe Russia, Rule?



Duskypearls -> RE: Considering this is more humor than P and R (7/1/2013 5:55:17 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: jlf1961

Well I have done an inventory of my ammo supply, and considering the county I live has a population of 133,473
With a breakdown as follows:

White persons, percent, 2011 (a) 87.0% 80.9%
Black persons, percent definition and source info Black persons, percent, 2011 (a) 7.9% 12.2%
American Indian and Alaska Native persons, percent, 2011 (a) 1.0% 1.0%
Asian persons, percent definition and source info Asian persons, percent, 2011 (a) 1.7% 4.0%
Native Hawaiian and Other Pacific Islander persons, percent, 2011 (a) 0.1% 0.1%
Persons reporting two or more races, percent, 2011 2.3% 1.7%
Persons of Hispanic or Latino Origin, percent, 2011 (b) 22.6% 38.1%
White persons not Hispanic, percent, 2011 66.4% 44.8%

This means that I have no worries about running out of ammo if there are race riots. This is not because I have a lot of ammo, well I do, but not that much, it is because I live about five miles outside of town, and rioters seem to avoid the country side.

However, once Obama declares martial law and deploys Federal troops inside the US and the UN Military forces housed at secret camps all over the country join them, I plan to bug out for my hunting cabin.

If that does not happen, then I have a hell of a lot of MRE's, Gourmet Survival rations, and other normal staples, not to mention a lot of alcohol based beverages ranging in color from mild brown (whiskey) to clear.

In other words, if all hell does not break loose and the Illuminati commanded NWO forces do not take over the country, I am going to have to have one hell of a party and BBQ.


I can taste it now, Jeff, barbecued MRE's!



Rule -> RE: Considering this is more humor than P and R (7/1/2013 7:03:21 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Duskypearls
And or maybe Russia, Rule?

Russia maybe will volunteer troops to pacify Alaska. China, methinks, is closer to the states south of Canada.



Rule -> RE: Considering this is more humor than P and R (7/2/2013 12:53:28 AM)

Maybe I was wrong:

quote:

The Russian Emergency Situations Ministry and the USA Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) are going to exchange experts during joint rescue operations in major disasters. This is provided by a protocol of the fourth meeting of the U.S.-Russia Bilateral Presidential Commission Working Group on Emergency Situations and seventeenth meeting of Joint U.S.-Russia Cooperation Committee on Emergency Situations, which took place in Washington on 25 June.


Source



Termyn8or -> RE: Considering this is more humor than P and R (7/2/2013 1:06:05 AM)

I will be out of this country by the time jlf has anything to do with its future.

And it's not how much ammo you have, it's where you put it.

T



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