What would YOU do, for a Klondiak Bar?

What would YOU do, for a Klondiak Bar? (Full Version)

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GhostWhoWalks -> What would YOU do, for a Klondiak Bar? (6/30/2013 11:22:45 AM)
Before going to a BDSM event, I'd shove 6 hard boiled quail eggs up a slaves ass ( I'd tell her there were 7). Then, I'd walk her around the event, periodically having her squat to lay an egg at someone's feet. The real fun would began when she desperately tried to lay the 7th egg that wasn't there. [:D]

AthenaSurrenders -> RE: What would YOU do, for a Klondiak Bar? (6/30/2013 11:43:17 AM)
That sounds unsanitary. I don't think I'd be in the mood for chocolate after that.

stef -> RE: What would YOU do, for a Klondiak Bar? (6/30/2013 11:57:32 AM)
Truly masterful.

MasterCaneman -> RE: What would YOU do, for a Klondiak Bar? (6/30/2013 12:07:24 PM)
KlonDIKE, and a colossal waste of six perfectly good quail eggs. Be daring, get x-large or turkey eggs instead, make it a challenge. Conversely, go to one of those craft stores and score yourself a bunch of those stone or porcelain eggs (the solid ones) instead. That way, when they get stuck up there, the x-rays are more clear and thus more amusing when they're posted on FailBlog...

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