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Hillwilliam -> Question for all D types (7/1/2013 11:12:21 AM)
Whether you're male or female. You shackle someone to a St Andrews cross and they do this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHPOzQzk9Qo What the heck do you do?

AthenaSurrenders -> RE: Question for all D types (7/1/2013 11:19:03 AM)
Add ten lashes for lack of originality, and another ten for being thirty years out of date?

BitaTruble -> RE: Question for all D types (7/1/2013 11:21:27 AM)
Well, he's no Roger Whittaker, but as I can't whistle at all, I'd be applauding! [;)]

AWingedGuardian -> RE: Question for all D types (7/1/2013 11:52:00 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: AthenaSurrenders Add ten lashes for lack of originality, and another ten for being thirty years out of date? I'd have to agree with Athena on this one. Perhaps for being out of date, though I might forgo the first set of 10 due to my honest enjoyment. Such are the results of a dry sense of humor. However you may simply use it as an exemplary act of "speaking out of turn." Depending on how far you let them get, determines the punishment. That is of course if they continued past the point you gave them a "look" to signal it was enough. Musings. Musings.

myotherself -> RE: Question for all D types (7/1/2013 12:57:52 PM)
I have done this. Seriously. At a club, many years ago when I was bottoming to a friend. He burst out laughing, I started giggling and the play room fell apart for a few minutes [:D] And more recently, at a small play party, Master allowed this same Dom friend to cane me as part of his birthday present. Halfway through, he stopped and asked if I had anything to say. He was expecting me to beg him to stop, but instead I burst into a rather voluble version of 'happy birthday to you'. Did I mention I can be a smart-ass masochist? [8D]

SWDesertDom -> RE: Question for all D types (7/1/2013 7:15:30 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: AthenaSurrenders Add ten lashes for lack of originality, and another ten for being thirty years out of date? Monty Python is timeless. Timeless!! [edit, forgot to finish my thought] I'd also fall in love. And then express that affection with an appropriate whacking. [edit two, I'm an idiot... quote fixed]

TNDommeK -> RE: Question for all D types (7/1/2013 9:21:12 PM)
I'm with Athena on this!

littleclip -> RE: Question for all D types (7/1/2013 9:25:35 PM)
im a slave but monty python and the flying circus just rocks i have the movies. oh and i am a SAM

SimplyMichael -> RE: Question for all D types (7/1/2013 10:31:48 PM)
Isnt that what panties are for? And if you don't enjoy laughter (i do) and you cant use a flogger or cane,to give them something, to cry about...go back three spaces...

Dyfrynt -> RE: Question for all D types (7/2/2013 8:06:21 AM)
What would I do? I would have a good laugh with my slave. Joy is as integral a part of our relationship as is every other emotion. Then I would proceed with whatever devilish plans I had in store for her.

VioletViolence -> RE: Question for all D types (7/2/2013 8:49:27 AM)
I'd be thrilled I found someone else with my sense of humor and count myself lucky I have such a great partner.

evesgrden -> RE: Question for all D types (7/2/2013 1:01:57 PM)
A singing metronome.. how delightful! To the beat/tune of a song in 4/4 timing. Strong weak medium weak Strong weak medium weak. I could work with that. Rather reminiscent of "whistle while you work" a la the seven dwarfs. see? One never knows where hidden talents lurk.....

chatterbox24 -> RE: Question for all D types (7/2/2013 1:55:39 PM)
Look at the bright side of life, of course.

Focus50 -> RE: Question for all D types (7/3/2013 2:41:33 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam Whether you're male or female. You shackle someone to a St Andrews cross and they do this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHPOzQzk9Qo What the heck do you do? I'm thinking "gag" but I'm smellin' a trick question here...? Too obvious? Never mind the Monty Python irony angle, the girl's allowed to have a good time in her own submissive way at whatever I subject her to - but there'll definitely be rules and limitations in how she can express it, dammit! Focus.

RemoteUser -> RE: Question for all D types (7/3/2013 4:26:11 PM)
So many options. Look at them squarely and say, "Listen, I've told you many, many times...when you do shrooms, share, dammit." Harmonize. Pull out the cell phone and record it from the shoulders up as a youtube response to this link. Counter with Vogon poetry. Grab the cross firmly and make it sway in rhythm with the song. Make them wear an Eric Idle mask and tell them you're about to kick it up a notch. Tell them they need to be fine tuned and then tickle their feet. Demand an encore in the styling of Metallica. Tell them you love the singing so much, you won't start the whipping until they stop. Then, whip them for as long as they sang. Whistle along as you cut up some vegetables, then proceed with the pelting. There are more things I can think of, but I'm getting hungry and debating the nature of supper.

littlewonder -> RE: Question for all D types (7/4/2013 10:38:48 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam Whether you're male or female. You shackle someone to a St Andrews cross and they do this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHPOzQzk9Qo What the heck do you do? laugh your ass off and start singing and whistling along of course!

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