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Trust me. I am an engineer. - 7/2/2013 9:07:00 PM

MalcolmNathaniel

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RE: Trust me. I am an engineer. - 7/2/2013 9:15:53 PM

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Oh crap, that's hilarious. Love the lyrics. Great find, Malcolm.

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RE: Trust me. I am an engineer. - 7/2/2013 9:42:01 PM

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Dusky, it gets even better.

I AM an engineer. While I've never made mistakes quite as drastic as in that video, I've made a few mistakes. I've probably broken close to $100,0000 worth of equipment in my time by taking shortcuts.

Engineering: It's like math but louder. Of course in Russia this week someone made a really, really expensive mistake:
Kaboom!

You would not believe some of the errors I've fixed in the world's power grid when I worked for G.E.

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RE: Trust me. I am an engineer. - 7/2/2013 10:09:07 PM

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RE: Trust me. I am an engineer. - 7/2/2013 10:11:19 PM

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I know what you mean, Malcolm...the best laid plans of mice and men, and all that. To err is human.

I'll check out the 2nd video tomorrow. Thanks.

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RE: Trust me. I am an engineer. - 7/2/2013 11:22:37 PM

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My other half watches these Russian bloomers all the time.

The lyrics somehow remind me of a lot of people on this site.

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RE: Trust me. I am an engineer. - 7/2/2013 11:24:16 PM

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Pftft. I can make bigger explosions with household chemicals.

And chemistry was my worst subject.

Give me a strain tester and a sufficiently thick cable and I can make any sub/slave cry out their safeword.

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RE: Trust me. I am an engineer. - 7/3/2013 9:17:02 AM

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Pftft. I can make bigger explosions with household chemicals.

And chemistry was my worst subject.

Give me a strain tester and a sufficiently thick cable and I can make any sub/slave cry out their safeword.

Is the topography in a few mile radius around your home scorched earth?!

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RE: Trust me. I am an engineer. - 7/3/2013 9:25:20 AM

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I've probably broken close to $100,0000 worth of equipment in my time by taking shortcuts.

That is unfortunate, but also small fry.

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RE: Trust me. I am an engineer. - 7/5/2013 5:44:23 AM

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Pftft. I can make bigger explosions with household chemicals.

And chemistry was my worst subject.

Give me a strain tester and a sufficiently thick cable and I can make any sub/slave cry out their safeword.

Ummm...you never mentioned THIS! I need to google "strain tester" so I can add to my hard limits with peas....

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RE: Trust me. I am an engineer. - 7/5/2013 5:52:22 AM

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Too late! Should have said that up front! Hahahahaa
Kidding!

That was a lol video Malcolm.

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