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So, here's what I'm thinking.... - 7/3/2013 4:01:09 PM   
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I'm just a single guy, looking for the love of my life....she should be nekkid all the time, call in sick daily (because she has no clothing), when someone calls from work...."where the fuck areya!!!????" she should feel very comfortable saying "Ya know, I'd love to come to work but....I got no fucking clothing", wherein which they may say...."We'll buy you some clothing, you're quite valuable here" she may then say "wow....thank you...that's amazing (feeling very strong about her comrades and their moral support)" and when the staff arrives at the door with clothing, she might trip and fall down just 2 or 3 stairs before the door exclaiming...."I can't open the door....I sprained my ankle and....I have no clothes"......

I'm on to something here.

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RE: So, here's what I'm thinking.... - 7/3/2013 5:53:01 PM   
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ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie



I'm on to something here.


Lookie, you are always on to "something" :-)

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RE: So, here's what I'm thinking.... - 7/3/2013 6:09:52 PM   
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Why does she have to have ankles?

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RE: So, here's what I'm thinking.... - 7/3/2013 8:10:05 PM   
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Lookie, you are always on to "something" :-)

Or just plain on something.

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RE: So, here's what I'm thinking.... - 7/4/2013 4:28:19 AM   
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I suggest a trip to the bus station to check out the new talent.

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RE: So, here's what I'm thinking.... - 7/4/2013 5:07:11 AM   
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Or a homeless shelter. I bet there's hot chicks there.

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RE: So, here's what I'm thinking.... - 7/4/2013 5:10:36 AM   
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Half of the bus stations are homeless shelters...

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RE: So, here's what I'm thinking.... - 7/4/2013 5:14:03 AM   
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Ah.

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RE: So, here's what I'm thinking.... - 7/4/2013 5:50:55 AM   
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Or he could look into russian or asian brides... a bit expensive, and there is a travel requirement to meet the pesky INS regs, but may be worth it.

I mean since the old traditional way of kidnapping a woman is kinda frowned upon.

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RE: So, here's what I'm thinking.... - 7/4/2013 6:09:34 AM   
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Bride stealing is illegal now? Someone send me back to the borders!!!

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RE: So, here's what I'm thinking.... - 7/4/2013 10:03:54 AM   
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honestly? I think its really sad that you would send the love of your life out to.. (gasp).. work! You will never get her with that attitude, Lookie..

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RE: So, here's what I'm thinking.... - 7/6/2013 6:20:02 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: kallisto


quote:

ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie



I'm on to something here.


Lookie, you are always on to "something" :-)


It's a gift.

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RE: So, here's what I'm thinking.... - 7/6/2013 6:21:34 PM   
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ORIGINAL: SDFemDom4cuck


quote:

ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie

I'm just a single guy, looking for the love of my life....she should be nekkid all the time, call in sick daily (because she has no clothing), when someone calls from work...."where the fuck areya!!!????" she should feel very comfortable saying "Ya know, I'd love to come to work but....I got no fucking clothing", wherein which they may say...."We'll buy you some clothing, you're quite valuable here" she may then say "wow....thank you...that's amazing (feeling very strong about her comrades and their moral support)" and when the staff arrives at the door with clothing, she might trip and fall down just 2 or 3 stairs before the door exclaiming...."I can't open the door....I sprained my ankle and....I have no clothes"......

I'm on to something here.


Dude, seriously, lay off the crack pipe. It is not working well for you pee wee.


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RE: So, here's what I'm thinking.... - 7/6/2013 6:22:36 PM   
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ORIGINAL: tj444

honestly? I think its really sad that you would send the love of your life out to.. (gasp).. work! You will never get her with that attitude, Lookie..


I blame myself.

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RE: So, here's what I'm thinking.... - 7/7/2013 3:50:12 AM   
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I'd rethink your pizza decision, or they are gonna get her to come out of the house for a mere drive-thru pizza.


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