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jlf1961 -> Need advice (7/4/2013 12:13:28 PM)
Is it legal to torture family members for making a mess and not cleaning it up? I am not thinking of anything permanently crippling, but a day staked out over an ant hill, red hot needles under the finger nails, tying them to chairs and forcing them to watch 72 hours of Cspan.

ShaharThorne -> RE: Need advice (7/4/2013 12:33:25 PM)
Cspan...with hot coals under their feet... I need to wash dishes after supper tonight. Mom sweeped the living room...even trade off...

tazzygirl -> RE: Need advice (7/4/2013 12:41:01 PM)
No waterboarding?

tommonymous -> RE: Need advice (7/4/2013 2:43:52 PM)
Is this a kitchen mess? What about padlocks on all the cupboards? Think they'd get it?

Termyn8or -> RE: Need advice (7/4/2013 3:45:15 PM)
I have a totally legal way to torture anyone, all you need is a decent stereo system. theme from The Brady Bunch The Partridge Family The Archies Get the idea ? T^T

PeonForHer -> RE: Need advice (7/4/2013 3:48:39 PM)
All the theme tunes from UK and US sitcoms of the 70s and 80s, back to back. Yes!

Rule -> RE: Need advice (7/4/2013 4:24:12 PM)
No, that is not legal. I recommend that whomever makes the mess hires someone to clean up after him.

Master42pet39 -> RE: Need advice (7/9/2013 1:58:59 AM)
Nothing is illegal till you get caught. Just dont get caught. And if you do happen to get caught blame the other person or say it was your new meds that made you do it.

TNDommeK -> RE: Need advice (7/9/2013 7:06:49 AM)
I can beat all of y'all's torture methods.......JUSTIN BEIBER!!!

Duskypearls -> RE: Need advice (7/9/2013 7:22:49 AM)
Oh no, not that...mercy, please, I beg you! Miss K, that's just cruel and unusual punishment. Water boarding would be kinder.

ShaharThorne -> RE: Need advice (7/9/2013 7:29:43 AM)
Even the Daleks want to eliminate Bieber...

Duskypearls -> RE: Need advice (7/9/2013 8:18:17 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ShaharThorne Even the Daleks want to eliminate Bieber... (...runs off madly to google & find out what Daleks are...) OMG, that's pretty bad when an entire bloody race of fictional extra-terrestrials give him a thumbs down! See, he's hazardous to the health.

ShaharThorne -> RE: Need advice (7/9/2013 8:21:08 AM)
Its a Doctor Who thing...I rediscovered the show and try to watch an episode a night unless I am too involved killing monsters on Runescape. Gotta love Netflix...

WinsomeDefiance -> RE: Need advice (7/9/2013 8:29:55 AM)
Aww, I feel for poor Justin Bieber, he's seems a cute kid to me and his singing isn't bad. If I was a young angsty teenager again, I'd probably want to listen to his music. If it was legal to torture and maim family members for their messes; I'd be out at Home Depot right now, gearing up. Not that i'm not creative enough to find the torture items in my home, I just like Home Depot.

Phoenixpower -> RE: Need advice (7/12/2013 2:51:06 AM)
Whats ones mess is another ones paradies[:)] Jeeeeesh, where are the men gone who lubs a mess??? Just two days ago my colleague R called me to himself when I came back from walking with a client, to highlighten, which spots I left in a mess that day in our kitchen and that wasnt even intentional...[8\|] and after all...I had to go walking with that client, there was no time left to waste... IMO he could just have sucked it up and either do it for me or wait and see if I get back to eat upon my return...but nope...he loves to lecture[8\|]

jlf1961 -> RE: Need advice (7/12/2013 4:52:11 AM)
Well part of the problem with me is that, being ex military, I prefer a neat and organized living space, and being bipolar, it helps to have a neat and organized living space.

kalikshama -> RE: Need advice (7/12/2013 12:49:34 PM)
quote: Well part of the problem with me is that, being ex military, I prefer a neat and organized living space, and being bipolar, it helps to have a neat and organized living space. Throw the boyfriend in the brig, problem solved!

jlf1961 -> RE: Need advice (7/12/2013 2:28:03 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: kalikshama quote: Well part of the problem with me is that, being ex military, I prefer a neat and organized living space, and being bipolar, it helps to have a neat and organized living space. Throw the boyfriend in the brig, problem solved! I am still leaning toward 8 hours staked out over a red ant hill....

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