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NoBimbosAllowed -> RE: List the psych disorders that you think you might be suffering from... (humor) (9/23/2013 8:13:39 PM)
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Hyper Vigilance
Moderate Anhedonia
Overt Empathy coupled with intolerance of "the only thing that matters is my dumb-ass attempt to be a clone of Mylie Cyrus and tweet about it while crossing the road 15 FEET FROM THE GODDAMN DESIGNATED PEDESTRIAN CROSSING on my i-Twat device, while NOT LOOKING UP while the 16 wheeler freight truck is blaring it's horn at me". And the inescapable desire, which I now often give into, to prove and show the Gen Y dipshits how - in fact - culturally they create nothing but cannibalize everything thus they are rarely entitled to even 1% of the overweening and over-arching Self Worship they physicalize with every action.
Those actions generally being limited to selfies, twittertwat posts and high-scores on video games. Woo-hoo, you punk-azzzz beaaaatches, SO creative.
This is a disorder they have not chosen to include in the DSM 5: the "I hate digitally-drooling 20 somethings who can't actually understand they have to JUSTIFY their onanistic spoogefest that happens every time they look into a mirror or see themselves 'tagged' in some village-idiot's photo-spread.
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