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The Poise Conspiracy


Poise is undercover CIA
  0% (0)
Poise is undercover FBI
  0% (0)
Poise is undercover Secret Service
  0% (0)
Poise just wants to be under someones cover
  11% (2)
I just want Poise under my covers
  27% (5)
Poise has a birthday fetish
  16% (3)
Poise is just in it for the wax play from birthday candles
  16% (3)
I have this extra spot and nothing with which to fill it
  0% (0)
This spot is not empty.
  0% (0)
There is no spoon.
  27% (5)


Total Votes : 18
(last vote on : 7/8/2013 9:08:16 AM)
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BitaTruble -> The Poise Conspiracy (7/7/2013 12:54:39 PM)

This chick seems to know everyone's birthday. Is she CIA or [sm=sex.gif] the mods for info?

I wonder what else she knows.. <-- everyone should feel free to speculate or get out a speculum or sumpin like that


I just wanted to take a sec and say thanks to Poise for starting birthday threads and giving the rest of us a chance to say 'hey there' to our friends/foes in celebration of coming one step closer to death with each passing year.


[sm=flowers.gif]

[:D]

Now, it's time for my tap, tap, tap read so .. l8r




jlf1961 -> RE: The Poise Conspiracy (7/7/2013 2:39:00 PM)

You are wrong, she did not know my birthday...




BitaTruble -> RE: The Poise Conspiracy (7/7/2013 2:45:45 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: jlf1961

You are wrong, she did not know my birthday...

Red shirts don't count. [:D]




Hillwilliam -> RE: The Poise Conspiracy (7/7/2013 2:47:26 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: BitaTruble

. Is she CIA or [sm=sex.gif] the mods for info?



If she is, I wish I was a Mod.[8D]




Duskypearls -> RE: The Poise Conspiracy (7/7/2013 2:48:23 PM)

She didn't know mine, either, does that count?

Regardless, I think it's very thoughtful and sweet.




BitaTruble -> RE: The Poise Conspiracy (7/7/2013 2:50:38 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Duskypearls

She didn't know mine, either, does that count?


Yes! That counts and it's proof she's falling down on the job and should be spanked immediately.
quote:





Regardless, I think it's very thoughtful and sweet.

Yeah, me too. [:)]




BitaTruble -> RE: The Poise Conspiracy (7/7/2013 2:51:56 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam


quote:

ORIGINAL: BitaTruble

. Is she CIA or [sm=sex.gif] the mods for info?



If she is, I wish I was a Mod.[8D]

I actually didn't think about that.. but, yeah.. that works! lol




jlf1961 -> RE: The Poise Conspiracy (7/7/2013 3:40:11 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: BitaTruble


quote:

ORIGINAL: jlf1961

You are wrong, she did not know my birthday...

Red shirts don't count. [:D]



How about green shirts, and black beret when it actually meant something, before they put every army grunt in em.




dcnovice -> RE: The Poise Conspiracy (7/7/2013 3:43:47 PM)

quote:

Red shirts don't count.

LOL! But I can't resist geekily pointing out that that's only for the original series.

They swapped yellow and red for Next Generation and thereafter. I'm not sure why.




BitaTruble -> RE: The Poise Conspiracy (7/7/2013 4:16:10 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: jlf1961


quote:

ORIGINAL: BitaTruble


quote:

ORIGINAL: jlf1961

You are wrong, she did not know my birthday...

Red shirts don't count. [:D]



How about green shirts, and black beret when it actually meant something, before they put every army grunt in em.


Yeah, okay. Whatever, dude. If you are going to look for meaning in a random stupidity thread on a kink site, you've got bigger problems than wearing a red shirt.

One Arpig is enough. l8r, dude.. have a nice life.




jlf1961 -> RE: The Poise Conspiracy (7/7/2013 4:21:31 PM)

You made a joke, I replied with a fucking joke.




punisher440 -> RE: The Poise Conspiracy (7/7/2013 4:25:22 PM)

FR

I think Poise is a giant super computer that gleans all our info from the net and has found and downloaded the best black and white erotic pics from around the world to post....[:D]




tazzygirl -> RE: The Poise Conspiracy (7/7/2013 4:37:23 PM)

~FR

I think Poise is just super horny.




WinsomeDefiance -> RE: The Poise Conspiracy (7/7/2013 4:44:17 PM)

Well, she doesn't know my birthday so the all knowing theory is out. She probably has a FB Friends Fetish :)





SinFix -> RE: The Poise Conspiracy (7/7/2013 4:59:17 PM)

There is a calendar feature on this side.. it's at the top of the page right above the flags... it has all the birthdays if people listed their birthday on it..    and I just ruined all the good conspiracy theories with that tidbit




poise -> RE: The Poise Conspiracy (7/7/2013 5:32:43 PM)

Man, I really have been dropping the ball! Not only did I miss wishing a happy birthday
to Dusky, jlf, Winnie, LafayetteLady, soultoshare, and ShaharThorne, but I also missed
your birthday as well, Bita, and for that, I am truly very sorry!
Does this mean I get extra spankings? [sm=dunno.gif]

It gives me a great deal of joy to be able to offer birthday wishes, (and cake!!!) and I
really try my darndest not to miss anyone, even if it’s my only post of the day.
Sadly, the Mister has been battling some crazy health issues that have landed him in the
hospital quite a few times these past few months, so I’ve not been here as often as I’d like to be.
Can I still get those spankings you offered though? [:)]

As for the conspiracy theory, it seems the only ones who are close are Dusky and Tazzy
and Punisher, as I am sweet and thoughtful, I’m often horny, and I do have pretty good
taste in black and white erotica. If Da UberOne says I do, it must be true!

For those birthdays that I missed, here are enough cupcakes to share!
!!Happy Birthday Everyone I Missed!!
[image]http://users.igl.net/lovely1/bc.jpg[/image]




Duskypearls -> RE: The Poise Conspiracy (7/7/2013 5:47:25 PM)

Gee, ya think she might be that BEAST of a computer some think is in Brussels?
If that's so, then she be scary!




MrRodgers -> RE: The Poise Conspiracy (7/8/2013 1:09:21 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: BitaTruble


quote:

ORIGINAL: Duskypearls

She didn't know mine, either, does that count?


Yes! That counts and it's proof she's falling down on the job and should be spanked immediately.
quote:





Regardless, I think it's very thoughtful and sweet.

Yeah, me too. [:)]

Who needs a real reason. I'd spank her for the pleasure of it.




Phoenixpower -> RE: The Poise Conspiracy (7/8/2013 2:03:50 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: poise
Sadly, the Mister has been battling some crazy health issues that have landed him in the
hospital quite a few times these past few months, so I’ve not been here as often as I’d like to be.


Now my conspiracy was that poise has too much time on her hands...but now I'm reading this[&o]

I'm so sorry to hear this and hope he will be better again soon[:o]




Duskypearls -> RE: The Poise Conspiracy (7/8/2013 8:41:54 AM)

Good man...never let a golden opportunity pass.




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