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Species priorities - 7/7/2013 11:12:37 PM   
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Status: offline 		he world's oldest known dildo is a siltstone 20-centimeter phallus from the Upper Palaeolithic period 30,000 years ago that was found in Hohle Fels Cave near Ulm, Germany.

Now want to know when the wheel was invented? Around 3500 BCE.

It is clear what the priorities for the human species are...

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RE: Species priorities - 7/7/2013 11:37:30 PM   
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ORIGINAL: jlf1961

he world's oldest known dildo is a siltstone 20-centimeter phallus from the Upper Palaeolithic period 30,000 years ago that was found in Hohle Fels Cave near Ulm, Germany.

Now want to know when the wheel was invented? Around 3500 BCE.

It is clear what the priorities for the human species are...

I wondered what or who begat all of these sluts. Not surprising it was found in central Europe.

I wonder if we could dub Ulm...the birthplace of whoredom ?

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RE: Species priorities - 7/8/2013 12:25:36 AM   
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ORIGINAL: jlf1961

he world's oldest known dildo is a siltstone 20-centimeter phallus from the Upper Palaeolithic period 30,000 years ago that was found in Hohle Fels Cave near Ulm, Germany.

Now want to know when the wheel was invented? Around 3500 BCE.

It is clear what the priorities for the human species are...


Not the wheel, obviously

Hahahahah

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RE: Species priorities - 7/8/2013 12:39:59 AM   
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RE: Species priorities - 7/8/2013 12:42:21 AM   
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RE: Species priorities - 7/8/2013 12:49:26 AM   
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RE: Species priorities - 7/8/2013 1:01:55 AM   
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Rock.... bark... even breadsticks (I kid you not)

Bread sticks ? Never tried them on anyone. That takes some real talent.

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RE: Species priorities - 7/8/2013 10:51:19 AM   
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Status: offline 		The first dildos were made of stone, tar, wood and other materials that could be shaped as penises and that were firm enough to be used as penetrative sex toys. Dildo-like breadsticks, known as olisbokollikes (sing. olisbokollix)[9] were known in Ancient Greece prior to the 5th century BC.



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RE: Species priorities - 7/8/2013 7:05:13 PM   
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Wouldn't you think a breadstick would be a little, ummmmm, wimpy for that endeavor?



Ever make bread dough Christmas ornaments? They bake hard.

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RE: Species priorities - 7/9/2013 8:34:06 AM   
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Rock.... bark... even breadsticks (I kid you not)


Anyone know the etymology of "bun in the oven"? Probably not this...

As a serious question, though, do many languages have a similar baking reference to being pregnant, or just (American?) English?

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RE: Species priorities - 7/9/2013 10:43:54 PM   
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Status: offline 		The phrase is 20th century. The first citation I can find is in Nicholas Monsarrat's Cruel Sea, 1951:

"'I bet you left a bun in the oven, both of you,' said Bennett thickly... Lockhart explained ... the reference to pregnancy."

http://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/79350.html



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RE: Species priorities - 7/9/2013 10:56:16 PM   
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RE: Species priorities - 7/10/2013 7:18:20 AM   
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Status: offline 		Thanks Tazzy. That's fun to know, I always assumed the phrase was much older than 20th century.

Any multi-lingual readers care to share if there's an equivalent baking-as-metaphor-for-pregnancy phrase in any other language?

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