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LadyPact -> RE: Me to the cat: HEY! STOP STEALING MY SMOKES! (7/12/2013 12:29:24 PM)

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ORIGINAL: MalcolmNathaniel
I don't have to pick up my pants, or hang them. That's what slave girls are for.

Evidently, the cat is trying to improve the standards during the periods that the slave girl isn't there.

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ORIGINAL: TieMeInKnottss
Again...dog WOULD not do such a thing....

See? This just shows that you have the better 'laundry picking up' habits. Otherwise, you would know that dogs absolutely do steal underwear.





MalcolmNathaniel -> RE: Me to the cat: HEY! STOP STEALING MY SMOKES! (7/12/2013 12:30:46 PM)

There are only two animals in this house.

One is human and the other is feline. I did the math.



MalcolmNathaniel -> RE: Me to the cat: HEY! STOP STEALING MY SMOKES! (7/12/2013 12:34:13 PM)


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ORIGINAL: TieMeInKnottss

Again...dog WOULD not do such a thing....and if you are waiting until our slave girl gets there to pick up your clothes....you are going to run out of clothes before I get back there.



A dog would not do such a thing?
How is your shoe collection faring?



TieMeInKnottss -> RE: Me to the cat: HEY! STOP STEALING MY SMOKES! (7/12/2013 1:54:04 PM)

Oh I am plenty on the ball!!!!

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I am the most ANGELIC slave!!!



KMsAngel -> RE: Me to the cat: HEY! STOP STEALING MY SMOKES! (7/12/2013 3:15:40 PM)

ahem. angelicaj and i are the angels around here!



soul2share -> RE: Me to the cat: HEY! STOP STEALING MY SMOKES! (7/12/2013 5:02:53 PM)

I'd be happy if all my kittehs stole was laundry and pens.....I have one little thief that steals paper money from my purse, or wherever I happen to leave it sitting. Moved my couch one day and found $50 that I knew I didn't spend.....well, thought I didn't spend.....it had fang marks on the corner. A few days later, I saw Moochie trying to steal money out of my purse again.....and when he got busted, he just looked at me like, "WHAT?". My guess is he was going to sneak out of the house, go to the corner and get his 'nip fix.

And for the record, dogs DO steal underwear.......and dinner from the counter......and cat food! They aren't perfect little angels!



tazzygirl -> RE: Me to the cat: HEY! STOP STEALING MY SMOKES! (7/12/2013 5:06:28 PM)


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ORIGINAL: PeonForHer

My brother's cat regularly steals whatever ballpoint pen he leaves around, and hides it under the carpet.

Cats are thieving bastards with an overdeveloped sense of entitlement, as far as I'm concerned.


I only have one thief... Bazinga... if its small enough for her to pick up and carry off.. and its on my desk... or even has my scent on it ... like my reading glasses left on the bedside table... they will be gone by morning.



WinsomeDefiance -> RE: Me to the cat: HEY! STOP STEALING MY SMOKES! (7/12/2013 5:38:28 PM)

My dog is always stealing my stuff and dragging it out into the yard. Glasses, underwear, purses, anything plastic. He's a real nuisance that way. And if you give him pizza crusts he buries them in my couch, bedding or laundry. He's weird.



angelikaJ -> RE: Me to the cat: HEY! STOP STEALING MY SMOKES! (7/12/2013 6:22:13 PM)


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ORIGINAL: KMsAngel

ahem. angelicaj and i are the angels around here!



Thank you for reminding them.
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KMsAngel -> RE: Me to the cat: HEY! STOP STEALING MY SMOKES! (7/12/2013 6:30:18 PM)

lol, us angels gotta stick together and stick up for ourselves. neither my dog nor cats ever stole anything i could remember. or else they were VERY sneaky about it and i never found out...



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