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jlf1961 -> RE: UNMODERATED ZIMMERMAN (7/14/2013 5:25:38 AM)
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ORIGINAL: Politesub53
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ORIGINAL: DarqueMirror
You don't just have a gash, you are one.
At least having an unmoderated thread showed some of you arseholes in your true colours.
No self respecting man would talk to a woman like this, whatever the circumstances.
Having been informed a number of times the last few days that I am an asshole I must take this opportunity to come to this individuals defense.
1) The proper spelling of the term is asshole, dont know where you brits come off putting an "r" in there, the UK must have a lot of extra r's laying around and not enough s's to spell the word properly. Perhaps the US should start exporting the letter s to the UK?
2) There is no "u" in color, clearly showing that the UK has had a bumper crop of the letter over the last few hundred years. Instead of adding unnecessary letters to words, might I suggest that the UK develop a new industry of coining words to us them up?
Now in defense of my fellow asshole, there is probably some good explanations of term he uses to describe Tazzy. These could be:
1) he was not hugged enough by his mother.
2) he was hugged too much by his mother.
3) he was sexually molested by female aliens that were actually an intelligent form of walking female genitalia?
4) he was raised by a foster mother who was a crack smoking stripper that wore crotchless everything?
5) as the genie said in the Disney movie Aladdin, he took too many blows to the head from the snake.
6) he is actually a mild mannered man "girly man" who is trying to act like the cliche sexist asshole?
7) his penis length is less than three inches and his penis diameter is less than an inch?
8) he is making up verbally what he lacks physically, such as a well developed brain.
9) he is taking a class in asshology and he is perfecting his skills.
10) he is actually an inbred redneck son of a bitch who never learned respect from his equally inbred father who is also his brother. In which case, he is need of the services of our esteemed VAA to teach him some manners and the proper way to address a human female.
Now getting back to the topic of the thread.
I am rather disappointed in the reactions of the minority population of the United States over the verdict. I had been led to believe by statements from Rupert Murdoch's FOX news and other right wing news and current affairs media personalities that should Zimmerman be acquitted that they would rise up nation wide and start violent riots with looting, raping, beating of non minority people, an expanded version of a typical evening in parts of Chicago.
Now for that reason, ever since the shooting of Trayvon Martin (Zimmerman should have been convicted of manslaughter) and even though I live well outside the city limits, having been assured by these media personalities that the civil unrest would spread beyond the city limits, I have been preparing.
I have four months worth of MRE's, another six months worth of Gourmet freeze dried survival meals for the entire family to eat three meals a day for a year. I have enough ammo to hold off a prolonged siege of my property.
Now that it appears that these experts were clearly wrong about the civil unrest resulting from an acquittal, it is clearly evident that the money I have invested in home defense (never did get the razor wire strung around the perimeter) it is clear that I should have been spending that money on more important matters, meaning I should have hired a team of investigators to track down the home addresses of tazzy and VAA so that I could send them a dozen roses a day with home delivery "from a secret admirer" which would have driven them nuts trying to figure out who it was, with the balance being used to pay for the membership at the Girls Gone Wild website so that I could increase my ggw video collection.
I could have purchased the necessary items for living a minimalist modern life, such as 96 inch flat screen tv's for the living room, den and dining room, and 32 inch flat screen tv's for the bathrooms. You know the bare necessities.
Now I do honestly believe that Zimmerman was guilty of manslaughter, 2nd degree murder was a bit of a stretch.
As for the rest of this post, it was pure sleep deprived sarcasm...
except for the part about defending the asshole.
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