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SimplyMichael -> Which is better? (7/14/2013 8:25:11 AM)

Left or right handed spanking?




Kana -> RE: Which is better? (7/14/2013 8:28:10 AM)

Heavy paddles with holes cut out of em and those cute little studs in em for added pain.
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freedomdwarf1 -> RE: Which is better? (7/14/2013 8:28:31 AM)

[sm=dunno.gif]That would depend on whether you're left or right handed wouldn't it?? 




Spiritedsub2 -> RE: Which is better? (7/14/2013 8:49:13 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: SimplyMichael

Left or right handed spanking?

I suspect this of being a (perhaps too subtle) satiric take on the current crop of lame threads. I am reminded of that expression: you're pissing in the ocean and expecting to see it rise. [:)]




SimplyMichael -> RE: Which is better? (7/14/2013 8:52:20 AM)

You have never seen me take a leak...




Spiritedsub2 -> RE: Which is better? (7/14/2013 8:58:38 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: SimplyMichael

You have never seen me take a leak...

Ah. The cause of the rising sea level explained.




angelikaJ -> RE: Which is better? (7/14/2013 8:59:07 AM)

[My] Master spanks with both.[8D]




SeekingTrinity -> RE: Which is better? (7/14/2013 9:06:46 AM)

~FRing it~

Depends on the age, fitness level, and general overall health of one hand when compared to the other...on the same person of course. There is also the seedy underworld of hand steroids to contend with. [:D]




SimplyMichael -> RE: Which is better? (7/14/2013 10:09:13 AM)

Does it make a difference if you lay the person right to.left or left to right? What if they are Jewish and read left to right?

These are important questions!




jola37 -> RE: Which is better? (7/14/2013 10:24:34 AM)

The occupation too comes into it surely. Especially if they're a pro tennis player. [8D]




poise -> RE: Which is better? (7/14/2013 10:27:42 AM)

I would first need to know if said hand were attached, or detached, from the spanker,
and what the height, weight, eye color, hair color, bra size and blood type of the spankee is.
Also, will the spanker be somehow using his other hand to piss in the ocean simultaneously?




MissToYouRedux -> RE: Which is better? (7/14/2013 10:33:53 AM)

I stopped using my hand when I bruised it on the bottom of a hard-bodied sub. [8D]




ResidentSadist -> RE: Which is better? (7/14/2013 10:33:55 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: SimplyMichael
Left or right handed spanking?


Neither, spank them with your cock.
[:D]




petitespot -> RE: Which is better? (7/14/2013 10:49:32 AM)

Ambidextrous doms are the best!




myotherself -> RE: Which is better? (7/14/2013 11:18:28 AM)

I got smacked in the face once with a cock.

Left a very incriminating bruise! [:D]




theshytype -> RE: Which is better? (7/14/2013 11:32:07 AM)

Both, at the same time, while also spanking with his cock.




stef -> RE: Which is better? (7/14/2013 11:42:03 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: SimplyMichael

Left or right handed spanking?

Why would you want to spank someone's hands? That's just sick.




BambiBoi -> RE: Which is better? (7/14/2013 11:55:38 AM)

I heard if you do it with the left hand it feels like someone else is doing it...




MrRodgers -> RE: Which is better? (7/14/2013 12:20:37 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: angelikaJ

[My] Master spanks with both.[8D]

I guess we would call that..ambispanktrous ?






SeekingTrinity -> RE: Which is better? (7/14/2013 12:22:21 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: SimplyMichael

Does it make a difference if you lay the person right to.left or left to right? What if they are Jewish and read left to right?

These are important questions!


Even more to think about. Northern hemisphere versus southern? Does the hand gain or lose strength if you are on one side of the equator versus the other? What happens to the spanking as you cross the International Date Line? And perhaps the most important question of all...

If a spank happens in the forest and the ass can't hear it (keeping in mind that asses don't have ears), did the spank really happen?




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