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MalcolmNathaniel -> RE: Cheeseburger fish (7/18/2013 12:36:34 AM)

Lookie, your interest in science is appreciated. You are wrong though.

Cheeseburgers don't come out of the ocean. They are actually birds. They live in Northern forests with low brush. The best tool to hunt them is a golden retriever, but you can do it with an Irish Setter if you must.

Shoot em fresh, snip of the wings and beaks and serve em while they are still warm.




LookieNoNookie -> RE: Cheeseburger fish (7/20/2013 11:48:30 AM)


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ORIGINAL: MalcolmNathaniel

Lookie, your interest in science is appreciated. You are wrong though.

Cheeseburgers don't come out of the ocean. They are actually birds. They live in Northern forests with low brush. The best tool to hunt them is a golden retriever, but you can do it with an Irish Setter if you must.

Shoot em fresh, snip of the wings and beaks and serve em while they are still warm.


I appreciate this.

Someone said they also have built in alarms, but I haven't found anything on how to turn them off.

Does anyone know if, like nuclear weaponry, they always stop at 00:00.01 just like in the movies?




FrostedFlake -> RE: Cheeseburger fish (7/20/2013 4:48:38 PM)

No, Lookie. Those movies are the movies the clock actually stops in. They don't often show the movies that have the clock that doesn't stop. Big mess, you see.




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